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  1. “Hey Devin…Can you swim?”
    “No, can you?”
    “We better get out of here. Besides, I’m wearing a $200.00 bathing suit and I’m pretty sure someone peed in the ocean!”
    “Ewww!”

  2. “Have you tasted the water? It’s like drinking a Margarita without the fruit and the alcohol!”

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