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  1. Son of Flubber

    I’m pretty sure this is what Adolf had envisioned for Eva Braun, and Berlin.

  2. Ellen

    Between the chest-rocks and the tuckback, that dude must be in a lot of pain.

  3. You wanna know how I got these scars?

  4. Nice! I’d love to have this as a present for Valentine’s Day.

  5. Aunt Cracker

    Probably not much to tuck in temperatures like that.

  6. This is literally the worst thing Germany has ever done.

  7. Deacon Jones

    If this photo shoot happened in the States a bunch of fat moms would be on national talk shows saying how outraged they are.

    While their 13 year old daughters and sons are in their locked rooms at home posting naked selfies on instagram and blowing up people in GTA.

  8. crb

    Shocked, I says! Absolutely shocked! What were the odds on this happening? 1:1?

  9. “Stop staring at me perverts!”

  10. Ten big balloons and two smaller ones.

  11. Unlike Bieber, I am not into trannies.

  12. Boobs not meant to be horizontal are.

  13. Def Jam

    *gazes into crystal ball* “I see a uni-boob in your future”.

  14. Am I the only one who thinks her crotch pasties are arranged like an erection?

  15. She needs to get a refund on those fake tits.

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