"Would I consider marriage to save the Sudanese people? Wow, that's a good question. The answer is, no, obviously, but again, good question."
George Clooney testifies at the Senate Foreign Relations Sudan and South Sudan: Independence and Insecurity hearing. (March 14, 2012)
“Mr. Clooney, if I squat down like this, would you be able to see up my skirt? No? How about…now?”
Lone dark man in crowd: “Wait a minute… When they said ‘bitch watch’, I didn’t know this was what they meant! Damn Clooney, you’re good!”