Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 33

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2011

Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I’d just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame wars. I’m talking about you, Steven Spielberg conspiracy theorists o… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 32

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2011

Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of QVC. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 31

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2011

Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you’ve come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the road… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 30

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2011

He needed this.

Welcome to the 30th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where it should be slowly realizing it’s half-dead as random strands of gray hair hammer that point home. *pops a fistful of Xanax* Where was I and is there even a point to anything anymore? Oh, right,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 29

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2011

Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don’t worry, there’s also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comments including an Austin Powers reference… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 28

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2011

Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I’m not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng.

Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 27

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2011

Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it’s still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we’ve got a selection that’s as slim and lean as the Governator’s grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two commenter… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 26

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2011

Welcome to the 26th Installment of The Most Important People on The Internet: Photo Boy Edition. As the saying goes “parting is such sweet sorrow.” But please, don’t drink that poison yet! I’ll still be here, lurking behind the looming shadow of Fish and quietly photoshopping Blake Lively into his vacation pics. Leaving you with… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 25

By: The Superficial / April 30, 2011

Welcome to the 25th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring words said by you about people posted by me. It’s an intimate affair rife with skullduggery and probably the best comment I’ve ever read on the site, saved for last as always. Of course, that’s not counting all those other time… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 24

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2011

Welcome to the 24th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early this week because America comes to a grinding halt to honor fictional characters. Although, admittedly, I’m just salty there’s no National Batman Day. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Anyway, enjoy this assortment of barbs, yucks and… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 23

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2011

Welcome to the 23rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, meaning you, the commenters, and your comedic droppings left here in lieu of doing actual work. Because while your boss just signs your paycheck, I on the other hand, give you a forum to fight over how pretentious celebrity vegans are for… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 22

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2011

Welcome to the double deuce volume of The Most Important People on the Internet: Now with 10% more midget jokes! That being said, I’m pretty sure everyone gets it in the dick this week from lesbians to gamma-radiated African-Americans (above) to whatever the hell Amanda Seyfried counts as. I don’t recall Spielberg ever giving E.T.’… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 21

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2011

Welcome to the 21st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making it old enough to drink even though I’ve been pouring whiskey in it since it was but a wee sparkle in me bloggin’ fingers. On that note, I really don’t have much to say this week, but if you’re looking for… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 20

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2011

Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It’s gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He’s gonna love that nickname.) and… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 19

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2011

Welcome to the 19th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or more aptly titled, “Ke$ha and Justin Bieber Get Molested By Your Words.” But before digging into to the smooth, commenty center, a special thanks to the following people:

1. Every single person on this Kirstie Alley thread.
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The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 18

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2011

Welcome to the 18th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making this feature old enough to vote and no longer something I have to hide from Chris Hansen. (I swear I never touched it there until today.) On that sexy note, I’m going to get out of the way of this beauty… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 17

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2011

Welcome to the 17th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and we’ve got a short gallery this time around which I completely understand. You had Charlie Sheen flaming out and machine gun-firing gold in the process that even I didn’t want to follow and that’s how I earn a paycheck. So o… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 16

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2011

Welcome to the 16th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this edition is extra special because strategically placed within are every single photo from the Gary Shirley ass-crack post. Think of them as hairy landmines – with a tail. In the meantime, I want to give a special thanks to the… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2011

Have a seat right over there.

Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made u… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 14

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2011

Welcome to the 14th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is light in quantity but heavy in Khloe & Lamar Beast Sex jokes. Thanks to our New York voyage we might’ve missed more gems than usual this week, so to make it up to you, I added a little something afterMore »


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