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Jake Paul: America’s Most Punchable Bro

The Internet creates a lot of monsters, Jake Paul is just the most guidance counselor-friendly right now. More »

Scott Disick Is Still A Real Disick Head

“You guys are crazy, I’m not addicted to sex I just mumph fumpf mumf…” – Scott Disick as he shoves his face between a stripper’s buttcheeks. More »

I Guess Harry Styles’ Fans Are Big History Buffs Now

Christopher Nolan is pretending like he had no idea casting Harry Styles was going to bring a hive of bloodthirsty preteen girls to see his WWII movie. More »

Leo Flew Commercial To Pick Up Chicks, Not Save The Environment

Apparently it’s news when Leonardo DiCaprio opts to fly commercial over private jet. Let’s be real though, there’s way more snatch to creep on a trans-Atlantic flight than on some stuffy old white dude’s plane. More »

Justin Bieber Banned From China For Being A Douche

Anybody wanna move to China? More »

Let’s Learn Something New About Usher’s Penis

Usher allegedly gave a woman herpes back in 2012 and paid her $1.1 million for “damages”. Now the story is out and we all know how gross his dong looked. More »

Rob Kardashian Is Asking Scott Disick For Advice… Lol

Ask Scott Disick which brand of vodka best pairs with breakfast food, not how to clean up your public image… More »

David Beckham’s 12-Year-Old Is Recording More Uncomfortable Music

Yes I’m about to go in on a 12-year-old. Yes I’m aware I’m a horrible person. Yes his music is that bad that I feel it’s necessary. More »

Martha Hunt Flashing Underwear Gets Her Own Post

Sure she’s a horrible actress, but in this day and age it’s nice to see some people still believe in traditional undergarments. More »

Richard Gere: The Great North American Hogbody Caught on Camera

Today on Superficial Nature, we’ve obtained photographical evidence of the elusive and mysterious North American Hogbody. Watch as it cools off in a creek after an afternoon of gorging on chili cheese fries and Leinenkugels. More »

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