Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 28

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2011
Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I'm not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng. Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I'm dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling tha… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 27

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2011
Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it's still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we've got a selection that's as slim and lean as the Governator's grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 26

By: Photo Boy / May 7, 2011
Welcome to the 26th Installment of The Most Important People on The Internet: Photo Boy Edition. As the saying goes "parting is such sweet sorrow." But please, don't drink that poison yet! I'll still be here, lurking behind the looming shadow of Fish and quietly photoshopping Blake Lively into… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 25

By: The Superficial / April 30, 2011
Welcome to the 25th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring words said by you about people posted by me. It's an intimate affair rife with skullduggery and probably the best comment I've ever read on the site, saved for last as always. Of course, that's not counting all those other… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 24

By: The Superficial / April 22, 2011
Welcome to the 24th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early this week because America comes to a grinding halt to honor fictional characters. Although, admittedly, I'm just salty there's no National Batman Day. I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK! Anyway, enjoy this assortment of barbs,… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 23

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2011
Welcome to the 23rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, meaning you, the commenters, and your comedic droppings left here in lieu of doing actual work. Because while your boss just signs your paycheck, I on the other hand, give you a forum to fight over how pretentious celebrity vega… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 22

By: The Superficial / April 9, 2011
Welcome to the double deuce volume of The Most Important People on the Internet: Now with 10% more midget jokes! That being said, I'm pretty sure everyone gets it in the dick this week from lesbians to gamma-radiated African-Americans (above) to whatever the hell Amanda Seyfried counts as. I don't recall Spielberg ever… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 21

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2011
Welcome to the 21st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making it old enough to drink even though I've been pouring whiskey in it since it was but a wee sparkle in me bloggin' fingers. On that note, I really don't have much to say this week, but if you're looking… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 20

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2011
Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It's gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He'… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 19

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2011
Welcome to the 19th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or more aptly titled, "Ke$ha and Justin Bieber Get Molested By Your Words." But before digging into to the smooth, commenty center, a special thanks to the following people: 1. Every single person on thi… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 18

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2011
Welcome to the 18th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making this feature old enough to vote and no longer something I have to hide from Chris Hansen. (I swear I never touched it there until today.) On that sexy note, I'm going to get out of the way of thi… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 17

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2011
Welcome to the 17th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and we've got a short gallery this time around which I completely understand. You had Charlie Sheen flaming out and machine gun-firing gold in the process that even I didn't want to follow and that's how I earn a paycheck. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 16

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2011
Welcome to the 16th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this edition is extra special because strategically placed within are every single photo from the Gary Shirley ass-crack post. Think of them as hairy landmines - with a tail. In the meantime, I want to give… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2011
Have a seat right over there. Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 14

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2011
Welcome to the 14th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is light in quantity but heavy in Khloe & Lamar Beast Sex jokes. Thanks to our New York voyage we might've missed more gems than usual this week, so to make it… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 13

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2011
Welcome to the lucky number 13 installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which happens to be our second largest, and probably most offensive. Then again, you'll have this when Anderson Cooper is put in a situation involving fists, and Spider-Man is given super power bottom strength. But… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 12

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2011
Welcome to The Most Important People on The Internet volume that officially makes these bad boys a veritable dozen in an egg crate of WTF. -- I have no idea what I just said. At any rate, what this week's collection lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality and SNL references that… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 11

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2011
Welcome to the 11th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, involves Octomom whipping a grown man in a diaper, so you know it's going to be classy. In fact, I've even put on a top hat and cummerbund - and that's about it. Leaving you… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 10

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2011
Welcome to the 10th - and largest - installment of The Most Important People On The Internet. There were so many ridiculous comments this week, I'm actually going to need you guys to tone it down before I'm out of a job. I'm joking, of course, because let's not pretend I wouldn't kill you… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 9

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2011
Now back in its original time slot, welcome to the ninth installment of The Most Important People On The Internet meaning, you, the commenters, for those just tuning in. On that note, I'd like to give a special thanks to "Iveski" for really knocking out the possible Kate Gosselin tattoo readings which you'll… More »

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