Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 21

By: The Superficial / April 2, 2011
Welcome to the 21st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making it old enough to drink even though I've been pouring whiskey in it since it was but a wee sparkle in me bloggin' fingers. On that note, I really don't have much to say this week, but if you're looking … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 20

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2011
Welcome to the 20th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this week, I just want to say a huge, sincere thanks to how well you guys have taken to The Crap We Missed. It's gone from pulling teeth to find great comments to Photo Boy (He's … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 19

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2011
Welcome to the 19th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or more aptly titled, "Ke$ha and Justin Bieber Get Molested By Your Words." But before digging into to the smooth, commenty center, a special thanks to the following people: 1. Every single person on this … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 18

By: The Superficial / March 12, 2011
Welcome to the 18th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet making this feature old enough to vote and no longer something I have to hide from Chris Hansen. (I swear I never touched it there until today.) On that sexy note, I'm going to get out of the way of this … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 17

By: The Superficial / March 5, 2011
Welcome to the 17th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and we've got a short gallery this time around which I completely understand. You had Charlie Sheen flaming out and machine gun-firing gold in the process that even I didn't want to follow and that's how I earn a paycheck. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 16

By: The Superficial / February 26, 2011
Welcome to the 16th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and this edition is extra special because strategically placed within are every single photo from the Gary Shirley ass-crack post. Think of them as hairy landmines - with a tail. In the meantime, I want to give … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

By: The Superficial / February 19, 2011
Have a seat right over there. Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 14

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2011
Welcome to the 14th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is light in quantity but heavy in Khloe & Lamar Beast Sex jokes. Thanks to our New York voyage we might've missed more gems than usual this week, so to make it … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 13

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2011
Welcome to the lucky number 13 installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which happens to be our second largest, and probably most offensive. Then again, you'll have this when Anderson Cooper is put in a situation involving fists, and Spider-Man is given super power bottom strength. But … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 12

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2011
Welcome to The Most Important People on The Internet volume that officially makes these bad boys a veritable dozen in an egg crate of WTF. -- I have no idea what I just said. At any rate, what this week's collection lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality and SNL references that … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 11

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2011
Welcome to the 11th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, involves Octomom whipping a grown man in a diaper, so you know it's going to be classy. In fact, I've even put on a top hat and cummerbund - and that's about it. Leaving you … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 10

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2011
Welcome to the 10th - and largest - installment of The Most Important People On The Internet. There were so many ridiculous comments this week, I'm actually going to need you guys to tone it down before I'm out of a job. I'm joking, of course, because let's not pretend I wouldn't kill you … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 9

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2011
Now back in its original time slot, welcome to the ninth installment of The Most Important People On The Internet meaning, you, the commenters, for those just tuning in. On that note, I'd like to give a special thanks to "Iveski" for really knocking out the possible Kate Gosselin tattoo readings which you'll … More »

The Return of The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2011
LET THE YEAR OF THE BONER BEGIN! Welcome to the eighth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Full Disclosure: There was supposed to be one of these the Monday after Christmas, but honestly, there wasn't much to work with and I promised myself I'd be an even shiftlessier layabout than usual … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 7

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2010
Welcome to the seventh installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called, "Every Single Coco Pic From Friday Plus Some Other Shit." In the meantime, this will be the last Saturday posting of these babies until the New Year. (Volumes 8 and 9 drop on Mondays.) Unless, … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 6

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2010
- Welcome to the sixth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Like Indiana Jones finding an archaeological treasure, Cher's nipples were your muse this week along with the cast of Teen Mom who both made multiple appearances. If the one used the other to feed … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 5

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2010
Welcome to the fifth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we have a record 23 comments thanks to Bristol Palin tapping something so deep inside of each and everyone of you, you should probably get a sonogram and start taking pre-natal vitamins. God knows I am. Dig in, - … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2010
Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It's almost as if you knew I'd be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2010
First off, huge apologies for the site outage earlier today. I'm not going to point any fingers here, but it was entirely Ron's fault for mistaking the server for Kate Gosselin last night. Haha! Office humor! It means absolutely nothing to you. Moving on. Welcome to this week's edition of The Most Important People … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2010
Welcome to another installment of "Comments of the Week," except not entirely because I renamed it after realizing 50 other websites have the same feature under the same generic name. (Haha! I'm original.) I like to believe "The Most Important People on The Internet" not only captures the gravitas of my users' word power, but … More »

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