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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.28

I always know it’s going to be a goddamn awesome week for The Most Important People on The Internet when it’s only Monday, and I’ve already set aside 10 comments. (Also, I heard a rooster crow three times, and when I texted Simon Peter he wrote back, “Wasnt me bitch LOL.”) So huge thanks to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.27

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people write in the comments. Which is coming at you a little late today, but let’s not pretend any of us have exciting weekend plans so it’s not like we were doing anything anyway. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom’s gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there’s a way to deliver a baby via a woman’s chest, I hope that’s how her daughter entered this world or may… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn’t go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I’m pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of gum… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.24

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so goddamn full of nerd jokes from Comic-Con this Mylar bag holding my issue of Superman #75 is no longer NM if you know what I mean. (Read: Not because of the detailed drawing of his bare-chested nips while fighting Doomsday. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.23

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you say in the comments. This week we’ve got Breaking Bad jokes, political jokes, Frankie Muniz jokes and topical plane crash humor. It’s mmm – *kisses fingertips* – delicioso. On that note, if I haven’t… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.22

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet after another two week hiatus because God forbid America goes one year without a birthday party. You’re 237 years old, act your age. Anyway, I wrote 2,787 words about punching robots yesterday, so I’m immediately ducking out of the way and letting your… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.21

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little hiatus last week because there honestly wasn’t enough comments to justify a whole gallery (Although, the ones that would’ve made it are in here.), but holy shit, did you guys make up for it this week. I’m pretty sure… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.20

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m especially proud of for not only including a Joe Don Baker reference, but also George Peppard which young people won’t get, so shove that in your sexual primes full of technological wonders. *takes sip from cup* Mmm, damn good Metamucil. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.19

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, as a change of pace, I’m going to nominate Photo Boy for this Chris Tucker pic that needs no caption. I wept. And for a complete non-change of pace, I gave the top spot to the nerdiest fucking comment because it… More »


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