Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2011
Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin's are a tad slim which isn't surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you've always suspected of her. Oh,… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2011
Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD's hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it's mythical blade… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2011
Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions - and a sweet meme -… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43

By: The Superficial / September 3, 2011
Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she's a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2011
Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it's about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time... THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don't love… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 41

By: Photo Boy / August 20, 2011
Welcome to the 41st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is still considered sexy even if it now has to take a pill so it can be ready "when the moment is right." This week's winner was amazingly not from one of the Tara Reid… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40

By: The Superficial / August 13, 2011
Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that's quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I'm pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 39

By: The Superficial / August 6, 2011
Welcome to the 39th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, populated by your comments because, surprisingly, not all of them are a strange, disturbing outlet for gratuitous racism and homophobia to hide one's inadequacies, just 99.9% of them. (I say that with love.) On that note, here's one that I hope… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2011
Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it's paycheck time and then you're all mopeds. "McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 37

By: The Superficial / July 23, 2011
Welcome to the 37th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is running a little late today on account of a drug addict overdosing on drugs (Who knew they did that?) and me writing an 800-page review about a man in blue tights winning World War II with practically… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 36

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2011
Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet - God, these features grow up so fast, don't they? - featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 35

By: The Superficial / July 9, 2011
"And then I'll tweet it, tumble it, Reddit it, StumbleUpon it, MySpace it, Flickr it, mail copies to Us Weekly..." Welcome to the 35th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that's so full of Casey Anthony jokes, I've never been more proud of anything before in my life. It's almost… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 34

By: The Superficial / July 2, 2011
Welcome to the 34th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that five of you will read because this is a special time in America where we honor Jesus defeating the English with nothing but an AK-47 and privatized health care by shooting fireworks into each others faces. So, enjoy this week'… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 33

By: The Superficial / June 25, 2011
Welcome to the 33rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I'd just like to say a special thanks to the comments that really made me laugh this week, but got lost in the mix on account of the Ryan Dunn flame wars. I'm talking about you, Steven Spielberg conspiracy… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 32

By: The Superficial / June 18, 2011
Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 31

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2011
Welcome to the 31st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet bringing you only the best in Internet comments, handpicked from the threads with all the hate, vitriol and warning signs of deviant sexual behavior you've come to expect. Think of us like the guy selling vegetables on the side of the… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 30

By: The Superficial / June 4, 2011
He needed this. Welcome to the 30th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where it should be slowly realizing it's half-dead as random strands of gray hair hammer that point home. *pops a fistful of Xanax* Where was I and is there even a point to anything anymore? Oh, right, comments. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 29

By: The Superficial / May 28, 2011
Welcome to the 29th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet crammed with more cracks at an Ewok than you can shake a Han Solo in Endor Gear figure at. *snorts, pushes taped glasses back into place* But don't worry, there's also a diverse cavalcade of non-nerd comment… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 28

By: The Superficial / May 21, 2011
Running late today, but did you think I was raptured? Because I was, and I'm not gonna lie, shit was borrriiiinnng. Welcome to the 28th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I'm dedicating entirely to the troops on account of today being Armed Forces Day. Nothing is more humbling tha… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 27

By: The Superficial / May 14, 2011
Welcome to the 27th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, making this bad boy over half a year old, yet it's still living in my basement. Anyway, this week, we've got a selection that's as slim and lean as the Governator's grope is long. And speaking of Arnold, to the two… More »

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