Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.3

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2011

Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week’s hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLUS the ones from this week for a ginormous yule log of your… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.2

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2011

Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more “Ha! The microphone’s a dick” jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn’t be more proud. *sniff* You’re in the family business now…

Give your ol’ papa a hug,

– The… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.1

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2011

Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On that note, to kickstart this first installment, we made… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 52

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2011

Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While “society” might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won’t get you job or laid or the love and respect of your parents,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 51

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2011

Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I’m kidding, I just laugh and go, “Haha! It’s true. Christina Aguilera IS fat.” It’s all very intellectual. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 50

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2011

Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and stomped my feet because, Jesus Christ, i… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2011

Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2011

After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain’t gonna weave it? More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2011

Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can’t believe we’re coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it’s mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we’ve got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to Lindsay LohanMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2011

Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin’s are a tad slim which isn’t surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you’ve always suspected of her.

Oh, and… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2011

Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade ca… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2011

Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions – and a sweet meme – that I… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43

By: The Superficial / September 3, 2011

Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in the… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2011

Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it’s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time… THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don’t love Hoff humor… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 41

By: Photo Boy / August 20, 2011

Welcome to the 41st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is still considered sexy even if it now has to take a pill so it can be ready “when the moment is right.” This week’s winner was amazingly not from one of the Tara Reid posts, even though you did your… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40

By: The Superficial / August 13, 2011

Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 39

By: The Superficial / August 6, 2011

Welcome to the 39th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, populated by your comments because, surprisingly, not all of them are a strange, disturbing outlet for gratuitous racism and homophobia to hide one’s inadequacies, just 99.9% of them. (I say that with love.) On that note, here’s one that I hope i… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38

By: The Superficial / July 30, 2011

Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 37

By: The Superficial / July 23, 2011

Welcome to the 37th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is running a little late today on account of a drug addict overdosing on drugs (Who knew they did that?) and me writing an 800-page review about a man in blue tights winning World War II with practically nothing but super-steroids,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 36

By: The Superficial / July 16, 2011

Welcome to the 36th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet – God, these features grow up so fast, don’t they? – featuring a smattering of your comments hand-picked by Photo Boy and myself, so you can click a roof over our heads, and maybe a Ukrainian hooker or five. No pressure. O… More »


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