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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.27

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the triumphant return of McFeely Smackup which is the reason why I couldn’t post this week’s cavalcade of commentical WTF until one in the afternoon and not at all because Photo Boy and I smuggled whiskey into a showing of PrometheusMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.26

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.25

“Eww. Did you just get pregnant?”

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a smattering of your ruminations from throughout our week’s menagerie of penile tomfoolery beneath photographic renderings of celebrity schadenfreude.

I just cunnilinged the fancy part of your brain.. stuff,

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.24

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol’ memory ain’t… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.23

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you’ll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week’s edition:

I’d like to know how comments get picked for Most Important People. Some really smart, funny comments never make it… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.22

Welcome to another infected exciting installment of The Most Important People on the Internet brought to you by the letters, S, T and D and featuring an almost gynecological glimpse into Paris Hilton’s death-hole that you get to stare at until we get back on Tuesday. Think of it as our way of saying thanks… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.21

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I’ll allow it. On that note, it’s nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, but I’ll… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.20

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me – God, I hate this phrase. -… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.19

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that begins and ends with Mariah Carey’s cameltoe. Not only did you find a most fruitful muse but I also think it’s metaphor of how we come into this world and my ultimately exit it. Also, honorable mention has to go to spartacus… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.18

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where your snarky hatred was nearly derailed by pit bull owners almost unanimously saying the breed gets a bad wrap because of thoughtlessly violent jackholes like Chris Brown as well as a fierce debate over the merits of Canada’s welfare system (Thanks for… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.17

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling’s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it’s pretty obvious why this one made the cut… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.16

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a collection of your comments that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes first time visitors wonder if they’ve stumbled upon a retard site for retards. (Maybe.) On that note, you might want to mentally prepare yourself for reading the worst thing anything… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.15

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I’d like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all those jokes about the holiday basically being another zombie story… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.14

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown.

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The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.13

After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I’m going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into the… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.12

Welcome to this week’s The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all over… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.11

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson’s manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there’s at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn’t even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I’d be a shitty purveyor of breasts and wienerMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.10

After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you’ll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you’ve always had some sort… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.9

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.8

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul:

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