Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.14

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton's Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown. On that note,… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.13

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2012
After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I'm going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.12

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2012
Welcome to this week's The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.11

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson's manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there's at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn't even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I'd be a shitty purveyor of… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.10

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2012
After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I've seen in a while. Seriously, you'll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you've always had… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.9

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.8

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here's the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ro… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.7

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2012
Quick, what's Kashyyyk for "papa?" Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week's random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel's face with his particular set of skills to that time Miley Cyrus sloppily tried to blow a giant peni… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.6

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2012
Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now. Welcome to another journey of the soul we like to call The Most Important People on the Internet. This week, The Hoff was your muse proving that in this post-defeated SOPA world, only the lusciously barrel chested eater of floor-burgers i… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.5

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2012
Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we've had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell's moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received. To man-titties and beyond! - The Mooberficial… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.4

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2012
After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid Marys - *hacks 3/4ths of lung into wastebasket, wonders when Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman are going… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.3

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2011
Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week's hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLUS the ones from this week for a ginormous yule log of… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.2

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2011
Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more "Ha! The microphone's a dick" jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn't be more proud. *sniff* You're in the family business now... Give your ol' papa a hug, - The Superficial Click… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.1

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2011
Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On that note, to kickstart this first installment, we… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 52

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2011
Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While "society" might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won't get you job or laid or the love and respect of your… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 51

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2011
Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I'm kidding, I just laugh and go, "Haha! It's true. Christina Aguilera IS fat." It's all very… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 50

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2011
Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and stomped my feet because, Jesu… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2011
Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor'eastah morn. I honestly can't remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I'm going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2011
After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations - *shakes fist at Photo Boy's gimp box* - welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery's a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain't gonna weave… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2011
Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can't believe we're coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it's mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we've got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to… More »

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