Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.23

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you’ll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week’s edition:

I’d like to know how comments get picked for Most Important People. Some really smart, funny comments never make it… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.22

By: The Superficial / May 26, 2012

Welcome to another infected exciting installment of The Most Important People on the Internet brought to you by the letters, S, T and D and featuring an almost gynecological glimpse into Paris Hilton’s death-hole that you get to stare at until we get back on Tuesday. Think of it as our way of saying thank… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.21

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I’m starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I’ll allow it. On that note, it’s nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, but I’ll… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.20

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me – God, I hate this phrase. -… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.19

By: Photo Boy / May 5, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that begins and ends with Mariah Carey’s cameltoe. Not only did you find a most fruitful muse but I also think it’s metaphor of how we come into this world and my ultimately exit it. Also, honorable mention has to go to spartacu… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.18

By: Photo Boy / April 28, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where your snarky hatred was nearly derailed by pit bull owners almost unanimously saying the breed gets a bad wrap because of thoughtlessly violent jackholes like Chris Brown as well as a fierce debate over the merits of Canada’s welfare system (Thanks for… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.17

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling’s face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week’s collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it’s pretty obvious why this one made the cut… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.16

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a collection of your comments that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes first time visitors wonder if they’ve stumbled upon a retard site for retards. (Maybe.) On that note, you might want to mentally prepare yourself for reading the worst thing anything… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.15

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I’d like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all those jokes about the holiday basically being another zombie story… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.14

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton’s Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown.

On that note,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.13

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2012

After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I’m going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into the… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.12

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2012

Welcome to this week’s The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all over… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.11

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson’s manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there’s at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn’t even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I’d be a shitty purveyor of breasts and wienerMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.10

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2012

After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I’ve seen in a while. Seriously, you’ll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you’ve always had some sort… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.9

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.8

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here’s the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul:… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.7

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2012

Quick, what’s Kashyyyk for “papa?”

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week’s random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel’s face with his particular set of skills to that time Miley Cyrus sloppily tried to blow a giant penis cake because she’… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.6

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2012

Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now.

Welcome to another journey of the soul we like to call The Most Important People on the Internet. This week, The Hoff was your muse proving that in this post-defeated SOPA world, only the lusciously barrel chested eater of floor-burgers is king. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.5

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2012

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell’s moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received.

To man-titties and beyond!

-… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.4

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2012

After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid Marys – *hacks 3/4ths of lung into wastebasket, wonders when Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman are goingMore »


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