Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.9

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where Photo Boy and I highlight the comments from throughout the week that make us laugh and/or fear for the future humanity. On that note, the threads are about to get a nice overhaul shortly and soon you little shitheads will get … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.8

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the best of the horrible shit you shit-slingers slung this week. Shit like this gem from commenter me which almost blows away the competition because here's the hilarious part: He/she actually believe this.. From Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul: … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.7

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2012
Quick, what's Kashyyyk for "papa?" Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet covering this week's random shit-spray of topics: From Liam Neeson breaking every single infidel's face with his particular set of skills to that time Miley Cyrus sloppily tried to blow a giant penis … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.6

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2012
Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now. Welcome to another journey of the soul we like to call The Most Important People on the Internet. This week, The Hoff was your muse proving that in this post-defeated SOPA world, only the lusciously barrel chested eater of floor-burgers is … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.5

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2012
Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we've had in awhile, so clearly Simon Cowell's moobs are your muse and we should devote 90% of the site to them. Well, consider your message received. To man-titties and beyond! - The Mooberficial … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.4

By: The Superficial / January 7, 2012
After being forced to endure mind-numbing family conversation after mind-numbing family conversation with no discernible point or end in sight and learning that public schools are nothing but goddamn germ factories that turn your children into Typhoid Marys - *hacks 3/4ths of lung into wastebasket, wonders when Cuba Gooding Jr. and Dustin Hoffman are going … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.3

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2011
Welcome to the two point three installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, bringing you sweet commenty manna in the desert after last week's hiatus. Although, take heart, as I made sure to include all the comments from last week PLUS the ones from this week for a ginormous yule log of … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.2

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2011
Welcome to the second point second installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more "Ha! The microphone's a dick" jokes than you can shake a dick microphone at. I couldn't be more proud. *sniff* You're in the family business now... Give your ol' papa a hug, - The Superficial Click … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.1

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2011
Welcome to a brand new volume of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you just joining us, is our highlight post of all the horrible, horrible shit said in the comments a.k.a. the very best thoughts humanity has to offer. On that note, to kickstart this first installment, we … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 52

By: The Superficial / November 19, 2011
Welcome to the 52nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of random you guys have ever shat out. While "society" might tell you that the a massive knowledge of pop culture trivia won't get you job or laid or the love and respect of your … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 51

By: The Superficial / November 12, 2011
Welcome to the 51st installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a gathering of the terrible shit you see in the threads throughout the week that give me pause to reflect on the human spirit. I'm kidding, I just laugh and go, "Haha! It's true. Christina Aguilera IS fat." It's all very … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 50

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2011
Welcome to the 50th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which actually marks an entire year since I started doing this feature celebrating the horrible/hilarious/questionably racist shit you people say in the comments. It also marks an entire year since I held my breath and stomped my feet because, Jesus … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2011
Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor'eastah morn. I honestly can't remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I'm going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2011
After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations - *shakes fist at Photo Boy's gimp box* - welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery's a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain't gonna weave … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 47

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2011
Welcome to the 47th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I can't believe we're coming up on a year of. It feels like only yesterday I was telling it's mom not to be a January Jones. Anyway, we've got a tad more robust offering than last week thanks to … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2011
Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin's are a tad slim which isn't surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you've always suspected of her. Oh, … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

By: The Superficial / September 17, 2011
Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD's hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it's mythical blade … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 44

By: The Superficial / September 10, 2011
Welcome to the 44th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly roundup of your comments presented in glorious Click-o-vision. This week heralds the return of McFeely Smackup along with a strong showing by newcomer cheese mitts, plus a smorgasbord of The Avengers captions - and a sweet meme - … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43

By: The Superficial / September 3, 2011
Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she's a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

By: The Superficial / August 27, 2011
Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it's about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time... THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don't love … More »

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