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The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.38

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where at least half of these are of Lady GaGa so her label owes each of you a stipend for promoting her album vis-a-vis roofie and domestic violence jokes. You can’t buy that kind of publicity, but don’t let that stop you… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.37

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet where quality is king, and quantity is but a Brazilian hooker Justin Bieber throws Pokemon cards at after he’s had his way with her. And by had his way I mean making her play said cards with him. Those bitches are Jigglypuff… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.36

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you with only seven shopping weeks left until Christmas, so more and more of you are probably standing in a mall right now convincing yourself prison can’t be worse than this. (It’s not, do God’s work, and yes, I’m specifically… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.35

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a cavalcade of shitamatazzery and, more importantly, an epic Paris Hilton visual gag that Deacon Jones nailed out of the park. Photo Boy served that low-hanging fruit up on a platter and you proceeded to have sex with it. That’s the… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.34

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet, our shit-tastic grab-bag of tomshittery you little shitters shit in the comments. You had to make do last week with Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker’s Vagina Raspberry on account of a comment deficit – Thanks, Obama. – but this time I won’t make… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.33

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is a little lighter than usual but features the most brilliant comment I’ve seen since we started this feature in 2010. Whoever and wherever Gilberator is, I hope he’s/she’s being fellated/cunnilinged by beautiful islanders and worshiped as a god. Preferably one… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.32

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of the comments that managed to crack through our hardened exteriors making our hearts grow three times in size with laughter because marital rape is a hilarious, non-pooping LOLcat. On that note, I honestly had a hard time picking… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.31

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where January Jones’ palpable disdain for the fruits of her womb was apparently your muse as it goddamn should’ve been. In fact, I didn’t think anything could top the Erik Estrada/Jenny McCarthy comment, until sure enough, pure LOLs rolled in on icy… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.30

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly grab bag of the delicious mind sharts you’ve left in the comments. We’ve got a respectable selection today, but it’s only fair that I point out AWOL smoked you all on an Elizabeth Berkley pic by dropping this little gemMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who’sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don’t get AIDSH.) But enough chit… More »


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