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Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Musical Coming to Broadway? Stop.

Parrotheads are about to have their middle-aged minds cycloned by the onslaught of hearing “Fins” sung by an ensemble cast that’s way too energetic for the laziest music on the planet. More »


If Only ‘Imagine Dragons’ Were Murdered on the ‘Orient Express’

The new Murder on the Orient Express trailer looks pretty awesome, but good GOD the music choice makes me want to slit my wrists with a fidget spinner. More »


Lais Ribeiro’s Shiny Butt, And Other Shiny News

Today was a weird day… Lebron James’ house got vandalized with some stupid shit, Dani Mathers thinks she has the right to complain about privacy, and we’ve got one of the biggest models in the world talking about how hard it is to be such a hard worker… More »


Chill Out About The Kathy Griffin Thing For Chrissakes

People are acting like Kathy Griffin and Tyler Shields just shat on Mother Teresa. More »


Let’s Focus on One Good Thing About The Baywatch Movie

Charlotte McKinney and Alexandra Daddario might not have saved Baywatch from being an hour and a half long circle-jerk, but they did help. These are your Tuesday links and stuff! … More »


Hopefully Scott Disick Will Bang His Way Into Obscurity By August

*Squats in a corn field* “Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here. Dear gawd, please make Scott a bird so he can fly far far away from here…” More »


WHO PUT CHEESE IN JADEN SMITH’S PANCAKES!?

Oh… he kind of asked for them… wait, can this guy read? Headline should have read: “JADEN SMITH CAN’T READ – SORRY, DAD!”. More »


Ariel Winter Dressed As The Wendy’s Girl On A Beach

If you look closely, you might notice that her hair is different… More »


Tiger Woods Gets DUI – Probably High On Vagina

“Officer, I only had two or three over the couse of like… six hours.”

*Cop shines flashlight on 12-pack of naked women he kicked under passenger seat* More »


Rita Ora Doing Bikini Things

It’s memorial day weekend and I’ve got mistakes to make so we’re just going to keep running with this scantly-clad celeb stalking thing… More »


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