Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.41

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which was almost a short one until you people couldn’t get enough of reading Scott Disick‘s lips. Fun fact: He’s one of the few celebrities I’ve actually seen up close and, keep in mind I’m a pretty slight fellow, the dude i… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.40

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by awesomely timed photographs of teleprompters and the letter Jon Hamm‘s penis. Also, special kudos to whoever the hell is letting John Travolta walk around looking like Bram Stroker’s Dickula while promoting The Savages abroad. Because nothing says enjoy… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.39

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe’s yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I’m going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week’s collectio… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.38

By: The Superficial / September 15, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes‘ 80th hit and run which is a really… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.37

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Katie Holmes‘ butt and everyone making BJ jokes about Frank Langella because we’re in a fancy place. And speaking of fancy, I finally watched Contagion last night and there’s no way that movie isn’t exactly what Gwyneth PaltrowMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.36

By: The Superficial / September 1, 2012

Welcome to the Labor Day weekend installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, hand-crafted by yours truly while Photo Boy spends his three-day dying from malaria, so drink one for him. On that note, you’ll notice that this week’s assortment contains two comments that I personally consider blasphemy, but fortunately I’m such a… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.35

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which takes us even further into the new Golden Age of Gilberator who’s apparently metamorphosed into the Henry David Thoreau of tit jokes. I’m not lying when I say I’ve literally wept at the end of them. On that note, Photo Boy… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.34

By: The Superficial / August 18, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called the “Haha, Bono’s Fat” Edition. No lie, I could’ve easily filled this thing with nothing but riffs on U2 songs which you guys delivered in spades. And speaking of giant hams, Katy Perry‘s naked butt show… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.33

By: The Superficial / August 11, 2012

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, where we take the past week’s celebrity schadenfreude and make it have sex with your comments like the two of them are the last pandas on earth. Sometimes there’s some tears, a couple of gunshots, but in the end it all becomes a… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.32

By: The Superficial / August 4, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which starts out with Katy Perry trying to boob away the gay, ends with a solid Kim Kardashian ass joke but not before tittilating you with a nougaty Arnold wants housekeeper vagina center. In fact, his captions are so good, I wish… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.31

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet even though that title belongs to Antoine Dodson for helping me rationalizing eating at Chick-fil-A albeit via a defense that immediately falls apart under the slightest of scrutiny, so everybody knock that shit off. Anyway, short gallery this week which is usually… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.30

By: The Superficial / July 21, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you later than usual to give The Dark Knight Rises review room to.. spread its wings? (Innocent people were senselessly murdered in a movie theater, yet I’m alive to make that pun. That’s how you know there isn’t a God.)… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.29

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “The Time Gilberator Reminded Us All What A Goddamn Treasure He Is Because At Least Half Of These Are Him.” On that note, today’s batch includes a The Incredibles reference, so this really is becoming the… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.28

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2012

Welcome to another sex-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I honestly didn’t think was going to happen because of the July 4th donut hole in the middle of the week, but you people never cease to amaze me. In fact, I’m still reeling from the amount of people who came… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.27

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2012

Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the triumphant return of McFeely Smackup which is the reason why I couldn’t post this week’s cavalcade of commentical WTF until one in the afternoon and not at all because Photo Boy and I smuggled whiskey into a showing of PrometheusMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.26

By: The Superficial / June 23, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let’s Point That Shit Out.” And if you don’t get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us like slowly falling… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.25

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2012

“Eww. Did you just get pregnant?”

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a smattering of your ruminations from throughout our week’s menagerie of penile tomfoolery beneath photographic renderings of celebrity schadenfreude.

I just cunnilinged the fancy part of your brain.. stuff,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.24

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we’ve seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol’ memory ain’t… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.23

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2012

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you’ll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week’s edition:

I’d like to know how comments get picked for Most Important People. Some really smart, funny comments never make it… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.22

By: The Superficial / May 26, 2012

Welcome to another infected exciting installment of The Most Important People on the Internet brought to you by the letters, S, T and D and featuring an almost gynecological glimpse into Paris Hilton‘s death-hole that you get to stare at until we get back on Tuesday. Think of it as our way of saying thank… More »


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