Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.29

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called "The Time Gilberator Reminded Us All What A Goddamn Treasure He Is Because At Least Half Of These Are Him." On that note, today's batch includes a The Incredibles reference, so this really is becoming … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.28

By: The Superficial / July 7, 2012
Welcome to another sex-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I honestly didn't think was going to happen because of the July 4th donut hole in the middle of the week, but you people never cease to amaze me. In fact, I'm still reeling from the amount of people who … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.27

By: The Superficial / June 30, 2012
Welcome to another exciting installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the triumphant return of McFeely Smackup which is the reason why I couldn't post this week's cavalcade of commentical WTF until one in the afternoon and not at all because Photo Boy and I smuggled whiskey into a showing of … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.26

By: The Superficial / June 23, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called "Wow, Macaulay Culkin and January Jones Are Ridiculous People, Let's Point That Shit Out." And if you don't get half the Macaulay references, well then, fuck you and your youth. Some of us … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.25

By: The Superficial / June 16, 2012
"Eww. Did you just get pregnant?" Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a smattering of your ruminations from throughout our week's menagerie of penile tomfoolery beneath photographic renderings of celebrity schadenfreude. I just cunnilinged the fancy part of your brain.. stuff, - The Superficial P.S. Did … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.24

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring the largest selection of comments we've seen in a while so hookers and coke for everyone! Yay! Also, somebody made a sweet Futurama reference which may be a first, but then again, I drink a lot and the ol' memory … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.23

By: The Superficial / June 2, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where, if you'll indulge me for a minute, I want to respond to commenter Eric on last week's edition: I’d like to know how comments get picked for Most Important People. Some really smart, funny comments never make it and … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.22

By: The Superficial / May 26, 2012
Welcome to another infected exciting installment of The Most Important People on the Internet brought to you by the letters, S, T and D and featuring an almost gynecological glimpse into Paris Hilton's death-hole that you get to stare at until we get back on Tuesday. Think of it as our way of … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.21

By: The Superficial / May 19, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I'm starting to realize Alan Moore references have become the new Star Wars jokes. I'll allow it. On that note, it's nice to see Sean Connery make his first appearance even if the comment is little on the nose, … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.20

By: The Superficial / May 12, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a virtual menagerie of pearls hand-picked out of the goddamn piranha tank known as the comment threads. On that note, this gallery is one of very rare times one of you actually made me - God, I hate this phrase. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.19

By: Photo Boy / May 5, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that begins and ends with Mariah Carey's cameltoe. Not only did you find a most fruitful muse but I also think it's metaphor of how we come into this world and my ultimately exit it. Also, honorable mention has to go … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.18

By: Photo Boy / April 28, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where your snarky hatred was nearly derailed by pit bull owners almost unanimously saying the breed gets a bad wrap because of thoughtlessly violent jackholes like Chris Brown as well as a fierce debate over the merits … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.17

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I swear to God Tori Spelling's face was like this when we found her. Anyway, this week's collection features one of the sweet memes you fuckers have been posting in the comments, and it's pretty obvious why this one made … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.16

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, a collection of your comments that simultaneously makes me laugh and makes first time visitors wonder if they've stumbled upon a retard site for retards. (Maybe.) On that note, you might want to mentally prepare yourself for reading the worst thing … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.15

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend. On that note, I'd like to offer my sincere apologies to Easter. Not so much, or even at all, for all those jokes about the holiday basically being another zombie … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.14

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where one of you clearly used some form of incredible witchcraft to point out that Paris Hilton looks exactly like George Hamilton's Gay Zorro if Gay Zorro owned a chicken cutlet factory. My mind is officially blown. On that note, … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.13

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2012
After a two-week hiatus, welcome to the triumphant return of The Most Important People on The Internet which is stuffed to the gills with your horrible, celebrity-induced mind-sharts. And, seriously, you guys brought the goods this week, so I'm going to step right the fuck out of the way and let you dive into … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.12

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2012
Welcome to this week's The Most Important People on The Internet now with 80% more donut-burger induced neck-boils. Ha! You kids and your skin growths. And for those of you new to the site, this is where we gather up all the horrible shit said in the comments and make people read them all … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.11

By: The Superficial / March 3, 2012
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on the Internet where Jessica Simpson's manatee-fetus was clearly your last minute muse because there's at least three comments in here. On that note, I didn't even know how to choose from this Lil Wayne thread, so I'd be a shitty purveyor of … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.10

By: The Superficial / February 25, 2012
After a presidential hiatus, welcome to the tenth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet in this second volume of our Lord which features some of the most pitch-perfectly random references I've seen in a while. Seriously, you'll never look at Alexander Skarsgard the same way again, unless you've always had … More »

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