Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.47

The Superficial | November 17, 2012 - 12:41 pm

Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you’ll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.46

The Superficial | November 10, 2012 - 10:15 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don’t even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s love no longer exists? I can’t even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that’s… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.45

The Superficial | November 3, 2012 - 1:24 pm

Welcome to another penis-joke-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly compilation of the horrible things you people say in the comments that make us laugh because we’re equally as horrible if not worse. Think of it as a triumph of the human spirit if the human spirit’s true purpose is… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.44

The Superficial | October 27, 2012 - 1:01 pm

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the genius of Gilberator and more Jon Hamm’s penis jokes that you can shake Jon Hamm’s penis at. There’s even a Fassbender one because it’s that exact level of commitment and dedication to dick jokes that’s made TheMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.43

The Superficial | October 20, 2012 - 1:22 pm

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you slightly later than usual on this beautiful fall day because I spent the morning pressing leaves together with wax paper with Martha Stewart. Later, we banged inside a hollowed-out gourd then cleaned ourselves with hand-crafted corn husk brooms before… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.42

The Superficial | October 13, 2012 - 11:18 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It’s a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back dick… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.41

The Superficial | October 6, 2012 - 11:14 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which was almost a short one until you people couldn’t get enough of reading Scott Disick’s lips. Fun fact: He’s one of the few celebrities I’ve actually seen up close and, keep in mind I’m a pretty slight fellow, the dude is… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.40

The Superficial | September 29, 2012 - 12:26 pm

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by awesomely timed photographs of teleprompters and the letter Jon Hamm’s penis. Also, special kudos to whoever the hell is letting John Travolta walk around looking like Bram Stroker’s Dickula while promoting The Savages abroad. Because nothing says enjoy… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.39

The Superficial | September 23, 2012 - 11:45 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe’s yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I’m going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week’s collection… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.38

The Superficial | September 15, 2012 - 11:43 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don’t know what the hell you’ve been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don’t think we’ve had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes’ 80th hit and run which is a really… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.37

The Superficial | September 8, 2012 - 11:24 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Katie Holmes’ butt and everyone making BJ jokes about Frank Langella because we’re in a fancy place. And speaking of fancy, I finally watched Contagion last night and there’s no way that movie isn’t exactly what Gwyneth PaltrowMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.36

The Superficial | September 1, 2012 - 12:08 pm

Welcome to the Labor Day weekend installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, hand-crafted by yours truly while Photo Boy spends his three-day dying from malaria, so drink one for him. On that note, you’ll notice that this week’s assortment contains two comments that I personally consider blasphemy, but fortunately I’m such a… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.35

The Superficial | August 25, 2012 - 11:45 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which takes us even further into the new Golden Age of Gilberator who’s apparently metamorphosed into the Henry David Thoreau of tit jokes. I’m not lying when I say I’ve literally wept at the end of them. On that note, Photo Boy… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.34

The Superficial | August 18, 2012 - 10:58 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called the “Haha, Bono’s Fat” Edition. No lie, I could’ve easily filled this thing with nothing but riffs on U2 songs which you guys delivered in spades. And speaking of giant hams, Katy Perry’s naked butt shows… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.33

The Superficial | August 11, 2012 - 11:38 am

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, where we take the past week’s celebrity schadenfreude and make it have sex with your comments like the two of them are the last pandas on earth. Sometimes there’s some tears, a couple of gunshots, but in the end it all becomes a… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.32

The Superficial | August 4, 2012 - 9:30 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which starts out with Katy Perry trying to boob away the gay, ends with a solid Kim Kardashian ass joke but not before tittilating you with a nougaty Arnold wants housekeeper vagina center. In fact, his captions are so good, I wish… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.31

The Superficial | July 28, 2012 - 11:38 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet even though that title belongs to Antoine Dodson for helping me rationalizing eating at Chick-fil-A albeit via a defense that immediately falls apart under the slightest of scrutiny, so everybody knock that shit off. Anyway, short gallery this week which is usually… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.30

The Superficial | July 21, 2012 - 2:00 pm

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you later than usual to give The Dark Knight Rises review room to.. spread its wings? (Innocent people were senselessly murdered in a movie theater, yet I’m alive to make that pun. That’s how you know there isn’t a God.)… More »



The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.29

The Superficial | July 14, 2012 - 11:07 am

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called “The Time Gilberator Reminded Us All What A Goddamn Treasure He Is Because At Least Half Of These Are Him.” On that note, today’s batch includes a The Incredibles reference, so this really is becoming the… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.28

The Superficial | July 7, 2012 - 1:05 pm

Welcome to another sex-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I honestly didn’t think was going to happen because of the July 4th donut hole in the middle of the week, but you people never cease to amaze me. In fact, I’m still reeling from the amount of people who came… More »


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