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Giant Size The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 4.14

Thanks to the holiday weekend, last week was shorter than usual, so we didn’t have quite enough comments to justify a Most Important People on The Internet. Fortunately, not only did I hold onto them, but you beautiful bitches brought it this week, so we have a goddamn goldmine of horrible comments that will make… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.13

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People On The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend, and because Photo Boy and I are catching More »


Return of The Most Important People On The Internet

As prophesied in the books of old, The Most Important People on The Internet has returned now that the FreckleTits have perished and Dem Babies have been offered as a sacrifice to the Terry of Uncles. Let us drink thirstily from its cup as it runneth over with jokes about Jon Hamm’s penis and quotes… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Zombie Jesus Edition

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to America’s magic mascot rising from the dead two thousand years ago because that’s literally how long we’ve been beating the zombie genre into the ground. Anyway, I’ve also got two long as shit comments… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.12

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which you’re surprisingly still getting after I wrote a giant nerd novel about Captain America: The Winter Soldier for I am a kind and benevolent blogger of celebrity boobs with a splash of Commie pinko talking points. And we’ve even got a… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.11

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has everything from blasphemous drug humor, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Why can’t I quit you?) and a two-part history of the butt. Oh, and a “Dis how chicken look” joke because I am simple man of simple pleasures. *sips Peruvian coffee outMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.10

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has to be, by far, the most randomly clever group of comments because, holy shit, are a bunch of these brilliant, but holy shit, will a bunch of you probably not get them. One even involves a calculator. The important thing… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.9

Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday’s, we’ve got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers – And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he was churning… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.8

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you joining us for the first time after Googling “Jennette McCurdy Nude” (Congratulations, you’ve been disappointed and put in a federal database.), this is where I highlight the comments that somehow managed to make me, a joyless, dead-inside… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I’m typing this I’m still torn at who deserved the… More »


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