Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.0

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2013
Welcome to the first installment of The Most Important People on The Internet for 2013 which is a little light thanks to an already short week that got even shorter when our server ate some bad sushi Thursday night. (Not a Samantha Ronson joke.) The important thing is the Rihanna captio… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.52

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2012
Welcome to 2012's final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn't you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads u… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.51

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we're on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that's finally the way you've all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.50

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you later than usual today for a reason that will literally make each and every one of you say, "JESUS, are you alright?" as soon as you read it. Here goes: Family Christmas photos, and fuck me, I'm already… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.49

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of celebrity - using the term loosely - WTF that we've had a while. No, really this thing has Robert Redford, Neil Diamond, Rebel Wilson and Billy Ray Cyrus in a… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.48

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2012
So remember over the weekend when I said there wouldn't be another Most Important People until December? Psyche! But, seriously, thanks to The AMAs and your all around awesomeness, we actually had enough commentical goodness for a gallery I'd proudly post any weekend. So enjoy this shortened week's edition while Photo Boy and… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.47

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2012
Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you'll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.46

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don't even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's love no longer exists? I can't even bring myself to make… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.45

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2012
Welcome to another penis-joke-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly compilation of the horrible things you people say in the comments that make us laugh because we're equally as horrible if not worse. Think of it as a triumph of the human spirit if the human spirit's true purpose… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.44

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the genius of Gilberator and more Jon Hamm's penis jokes that you can shake Jon Hamm's penis at. There's even a Fassbender one because it's that exact level of commitment and dedication to dick… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.43

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you slightly later than usual on this beautiful fall day because I spent the morning pressing leaves together with wax paper with Martha Stewart. Later, we banged inside a hollowed-out gourd then cleaned ourselves with hand-crafted corn husk… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.42

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It's a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.41

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which was almost a short one until you people couldn't get enough of reading Scott Disick's lips. Fun fact: He's one of the few celebrities I've actually seen up close and, keep in mind I'm… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.40

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by awesomely timed photographs of teleprompters and the letter Jon Hamm's penis. Also, special kudos to whoever the hell is letting John Travolta walk around looking like Bram Stroker's Dickula while promoting The Savages abroad. Because… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.39

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming to you a day late because I stepped foot in a Monkey Joe's yesterday, so none of you know my pain. NONE OF YOU! But enough about how I'm going to start picking off cars from an overpass, this week'… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.38

By: The Superficial / September 15, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I don't know what the hell you've been feeding each other, but you people brought it this week because I honestly don't think we've had an MIP over 25 comments since Amanda Bynes' 80th hit and run which is a… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.37

By: The Superficial / September 8, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Katie Holmes' butt and everyone making BJ jokes about Frank Langella because we're in a fancy place. And speaking of fancy, I finally watched Contagion last night and there'… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.36

By: The Superficial / September 1, 2012
Welcome to the Labor Day weekend installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, hand-crafted by yours truly while Photo Boy spends his three-day dying from malaria, so drink one for him. On that note, you'll notice that this week's assortment contains two comments that I personally consider blasphemy, but fortunately I'm such… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.35

By: The Superficial / August 25, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which takes us even further into the new Golden Age of Gilberator who's apparently metamorphosed into the Henry David Thoreau of tit jokes. I'm not lying when I say I've literally wept at the end of them. On that note, Photo… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.34

By: The Superficial / August 18, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called the "Haha, Bono's Fat" Edition. No lie, I could've easily filled this thing with nothing but riffs on U2 songs which you guys delivered in spades. And speaking of giant hams,… More »

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