Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.6

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which makes its triumphant return to its normal time and place because I'm not dying from the goddamn plague anymore. Although, in hindsight, I did enjoy pumping myself full of pharmaceuticals and inexplicably watching The Lord of The Rings in case you… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.5

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2013
If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and/or Twitter, then you know I got punched in the dick with the flu and have been out of it all weekend. If you don't, well, now you know what that hole is in your life, and frankly, it's a miracle you've been getting out of bed i… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.4

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, continues this week's theme of What's Wrong With Your Face?! (If you have no idea what that means, click here, clear the next 70 minutes of your day, thank me later.) And if you have no idea… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.3

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Jesus And The Amazing Homoerotic Pube Bone, so it really needs no introduction, Which is why I'm going to completely get out of the way and let you dive right into this impressive amount of random because, seriously,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.2

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, for those of you just tuning in, is a spotlight on the ridiculous comments that somehow managed to bring a chuckle to my jaded, impenetrable heart. It's also a remarkably effective way of helping the government compile a list of online… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.1

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2013
Welcome to the triumphant, jam-packed return of The Most Important People on The Internet and while this week's installment is extra-loaded, it's not because I included comments from the week from hell, but because at least 20 of these were from Monday. 20. So a special thanks to you little deviants for being the Viagra… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.0

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2013
Welcome to the first installment of The Most Important People on The Internet for 2013 which is a little light thanks to an already short week that got even shorter when our server ate some bad sushi Thursday night. (Not a Samantha Ronson joke.) The important thing is the Rihanna caption is probably the greatest… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.52

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2012
Welcome to 2012's final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn't you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up o… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.51

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we're on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that's finally the way you've all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be looking… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.50

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you later than usual today for a reason that will literally make each and every one of you say, "JESUS, are you alright?" as soon as you read it. Here goes: Family Christmas photos, and fuck me, I'm already having… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.49

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring probably the most random assortment of celebrity - using the term loosely - WTF that we've had a while. No, really this thing has Robert Redford, Neil Diamond, Rebel Wilson and Billy Ray Cyrus in a book store which I alway… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.48

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2012
So remember over the weekend when I said there wouldn't be another Most Important People until December? Psyche! But, seriously, thanks to The AMAs and your all around awesomeness, we actually had enough commentical goodness for a gallery I'd proudly post any weekend. So enjoy this shortened week's edition while Photo Boy and I prepare… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.47

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2012
Welcome to another asshole-tacular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and possibly the last one you'll see until December, so hold it close. This week, a special shout out to Deacon Jones for letting his nerd flag fly with a ridiculous Fringe reference, and also a tip of the jimmy hat to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.46

By: The Superficial / November 10, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I don't even know why I bothered posting it because who can laugh now in a world where Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's love no longer exists? I can't even bring myself to make a penis joke about it yet, that'… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.45

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2012
Welcome to another penis-joke-citing installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly compilation of the horrible things you people say in the comments that make us laugh because we're equally as horrible if not worse. Think of it as a triumph of the human spirit if the human spirit's true purpose i… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.44

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the genius of Gilberator and more Jon Hamm's penis jokes that you can shake Jon Hamm's penis at. There's even a Fassbender one because it's that exact level of commitment and dedication to dick jokes that's made TheMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.43

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you slightly later than usual on this beautiful fall day because I spent the morning pressing leaves together with wax paper with Martha Stewart. Later, we banged inside a hollowed-out gourd then cleaned ourselves with hand-crafted corn husk brooms before… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.42

By: The Superficial / October 13, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we take the horrible shit you say in the comments and highlight them so you say even more horrible shit the next week. It's a beautiful journey of triumph and inspiration. On that note, this week ends strong with back-to-back dick… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.41

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which was almost a short one until you people couldn't get enough of reading Scott Disick's lips. Fun fact: He's one of the few celebrities I've actually seen up close and, keep in mind I'm a pretty slight fellow, the dude i… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.40

By: The Superficial / September 29, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by awesomely timed photographs of teleprompters and the letter Jon Hamm's penis. Also, special kudos to whoever the hell is letting John Travolta walk around looking like Bram Stroker's Dickula while promoting The Savages abroad. Because nothing says enjoy… More »


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