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Uh Oh, Alex Rodriguez’s Side Chick Wants Money

I guess his standard “thanks for having a threesome with me, here’s some body lotion and a couple autographed baseballs” basket didn’t cut it. More »


I Guess We’re Looking at Selena Gomez’ Nipples Now

Hello Selena Gomez’ nipples, how are you today? Seen any good movies lately? What are your thoughts on James Comey’s senate testimony tomorrow? More »


Does Iggy Azalea’s Butt Actually Float and Other News

Iggy Azalea went paddle boarding on a normal sized paddle board that defied physics, I’m baffled at how much coverage George Clooney’s twins got today, Jerry Seinfeld keeps it real, and more… More »


Hold My Beer, Josh Duggar Thinks His Privacy Was Breached

Josh Duggar is trying to piggyback on his sisters’ breach-of-privacy lawsuit… the same four sisters he allegidly diddled while they were minors. Shame on… us? More »


Al Pacino to Play Joe Paterno in Jerry Sandusky Movie

No, it’s not titled “Sandusky’s Tight Ends” keep your 5-year-old fantasy football jokes to yourself. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Actually Put Crystals In Her Yoni

In case you weren’t aware, a yoni is a holistically non-toxic, free-range word for your energy positive vagina. For all of my rappers out there, it also rhymes great with homie – you’re welcome. More »


Everybody Relax – Halle Berry Isn’t Pregnant, She’s Just Full

Apparently a bunch of people out there think holding your belly means you’re pregnant… they’ve clearly never had a one-night stand in Flavortown. More »


Ew, Someone Lied About Dating “Blob” Kardashian

What’s the deal with all these strippers taking advantage of Rob Kardashian? That’s his thing, right? Can we start a conspiracy theory that he’s actually related to Fat Joe so that I could find him at least mildly interesting? More »


Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville Musical Coming to Broadway? Stop.

Parrotheads are about to have their middle-aged minds cycloned by the onslaught of hearing “Fins” sung by an ensemble cast that’s way too energetic for the laziest music on the planet. More »


If Only ‘Imagine Dragons’ Were Murdered on the ‘Orient Express’

The new Murder on the Orient Express trailer looks pretty awesome, but good GOD the music choice makes me want to slit my wrists with a fidget spinner. More »


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