Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.32

The Superficial / September 28, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of the comments that managed to crack through our hardened exteriors making our hearts grow three times in size with laughter because marital rape is a hilarious, non-pooping LOLcat. On that note, I honestly had a hard time picking… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.31

The Superficial / September 21, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where January Jones’ palpable disdain for the fruits of her womb was apparently your muse as it goddamn should’ve been. In fact, I didn’t think anything could top the Erik Estrada/Jenny McCarthy comment, until sure enough, pure LOLs rolled in on icy… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.30

The Superficial / September 14, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly grab bag of the delicious mind sharts you’ve left in the comments. We’ve got a respectable selection today, but it’s only fair that I point out AWOL smoked you all on an Elizabeth Berkley pic by dropping this little gemMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

The Superficial / September 6, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who’sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don’t get AIDSH.) But enough chit… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.28

The Superficial / August 31, 2013

I always know it’s going to be a goddamn awesome week for The Most Important People on The Internet when it’s only Monday, and I’ve already set aside 10 comments. (Also, I heard a rooster crow three times, and when I texted Simon Peter he wrote back, “Wasnt me bitch LOL.”) So huge thanks to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.27

The Superficial / August 24, 2013

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people write in the comments. Which is coming at you a little late today, but let’s not pretend any of us have exciting weekend plans so it’s not like we were doing anything anyway. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

The Superficial / August 17, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom’s gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there’s a way to deliver a baby via a woman’s chest, I hope that’s how her daughter entered this world or may… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

The Superficial / August 10, 2013

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn’t go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I’m pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of gum… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.24

The Superficial / July 27, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so goddamn full of nerd jokes from Comic-Con this Mylar bag holding my issue of Superman #75 is no longer NM if you know what I mean. (Read: Not because of the detailed drawing of his bare-chested nips while fighting Doomsday. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.23

The Superficial / July 20, 2013

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you say in the comments. This week we’ve got Breaking Bad jokes, political jokes, Frankie Muniz jokes and topical plane crash humor. It’s mmm – *kisses fingertips* – delicioso. On that note, if I haven’t… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.22

The Superficial / July 13, 2013

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet after another two week hiatus because God forbid America goes one year without a birthday party. You’re 237 years old, act your age. Anyway, I wrote 2,787 words about punching robots yesterday, so I’m immediately ducking out of the way and letting your… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.21

The Superficial / June 29, 2013

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little hiatus last week because there honestly wasn’t enough comments to justify a whole gallery (Although, the ones that would’ve made it are in here.), but holy shit, did you guys make up for it this week. I’m pretty sure… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.20

The Superficial / June 15, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’m especially proud of for not only including a Joe Don Baker reference, but also George Peppard which young people won’t get, so shove that in your sexual primes full of technological wonders. *takes sip from cup* Mmm, damn good Metamucil. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.19

The Superficial / June 8, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, as a change of pace, I’m going to nominate Photo Boy for this Chris Tucker pic that needs no caption. I wept. And for a complete non-change of pace, I gave the top spot to the nerdiest fucking comment because it… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.18

The Superficial / June 1, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or as its spoken of in hushed whispers in the Playboy Grotto, The Biggest Swinging Dicks Dick-Swingest Dick Swing Fest. True story. Anyway, we’ve got another impressive showing this week, but I want to make sure to point everyone towards this KatherineMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.17

The Superficial / May 25, 2013

Welcome to the Memorial Day Weekend edition of The Most Important People on The Internet which, again, is probably one the best assortments we’ve had in a while, so I’m going to get right out of its way and return to the couch our troops so bravely fought and died for me to lay on. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.16

The Superficial / May 18, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week’s epic review of Farrah Abraham’s porno by McFeely Smackup, we’ve actually got one of the best… More »


Most Important People: McFeely Smackup’s Review of Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Won Edition

The Superficial / May 11, 2013

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which almost didn’t happen thanks to jqueries, random zeroes and a lack of delicious, ego-stroking thumbs up buttons. (All of which should be in working order as of yesterday afternoon.) So I was going to save the few gems I found for next… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.14

Photo Boy / April 27, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where you guys crack the cold, boob-hardened shell on our hearts by pointing out the hidden complexities we’re too jaded to recognize anymore. There was a time when a more innocent Fish or I would have easily spotted Muppet scheizer porn, but… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.13

The Superficial / April 20, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the letters J, H and 23-inch P. On that note, I spent way too much time debating whether the Axl Rose or Lara Flynn Boyle comment deserved the coveted final spot, so I’d like to blame Disney for… More »


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