Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

By: The Superficial / August 17, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom's gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there's a way to deliver a baby via a woman's chest, I hope that's how her daughter entered this world or may… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

By: The Superficial / August 10, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn't go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I'm pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of gum… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.24

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that's so goddamn full of nerd jokes from Comic-Con this Mylar bag holding my issue of Superman #75 is no longer NM if you know what I mean. (Read: Not because of the detailed drawing of his bare-chested nips while fighting Doomsday. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.23

By: The Superficial / July 20, 2013
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you say in the comments. This week we've got Breaking Bad jokes, political jokes, Frankie Muniz jokes and topical plane crash humor. It's mmm - *kisses fingertips* - delicioso. On that note, if I haven't… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.22

By: The Superficial / July 13, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet after another two week hiatus because God forbid America goes one year without a birthday party. You're 237 years old, act your age. Anyway, I wrote 2,787 words about punching robots yesterday, so I'm immediately ducking out of the way and letting your… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.21

By: The Superficial / June 29, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little hiatus last week because there honestly wasn't enough comments to justify a whole gallery (Although, the ones that would've made it are in here.), but holy shit, did you guys make up for it this week. I'm pretty sure… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.20

By: The Superficial / June 15, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I'm especially proud of for not only including a Joe Don Baker reference, but also George Peppard which young people won't get, so shove that in your sexual primes full of technological wonders. *takes sip from cup* Mmm, damn good Metamucil. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.19

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, as a change of pace, I'm going to nominate Photo Boy for this Chris Tucker pic that needs no caption. I wept. And for a complete non-change of pace, I gave the top spot to the nerdiest fucking comment because it… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.18

By: The Superficial / June 1, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, or as its spoken of in hushed whispers in the Playboy Grotto, The Biggest Swinging Dicks Dick-Swingest Dick Swing Fest. True story. Anyway, we've got another impressive showing this week, but I want to make sure to point everyone towards this KatherineMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.17

By: The Superficial / May 25, 2013
Welcome to the Memorial Day Weekend edition of The Most Important People on The Internet which, again, is probably one the best assortments we've had in a while, so I'm going to get right out of its way and return to the couch our troops so bravely fought and died for me to lay on. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.16

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week's epic review of Farrah Abraham's porno by McFeely Smackup, we've actually got one of the best… More »


Most Important People: McFeely Smackup’s Review of Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Won Edition

By: The Superficial / May 11, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which almost didn't happen thanks to jqueries, random zeroes and a lack of delicious, ego-stroking thumbs up buttons. (All of which should be in working order as of yesterday afternoon.) So I was going to save the few gems I found for next… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.14

By: Photo Boy / April 27, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where you guys crack the cold, boob-hardened shell on our hearts by pointing out the hidden complexities we're too jaded to recognize anymore. There was a time when a more innocent Fish or I would have easily spotted Muppet scheizer porn, but… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.13

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the letters J, H and 23-inch P. On that note, I spent way too much time debating whether the Axl Rose or Lara Flynn Boyle comment deserved the coveted final spot, so I'd like to blame Disney for… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.12

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2013
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our end-of-the-week look back at the comments that stood head and shoulders above the usual riff-riff of trying to neg Kate Upton through the comment boards of a dick joke website and borderline racism to say, "Hey, look at me. I'm a clever… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.11

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2013
Welcome to this week's edition of The Most Important People on The Internet 10% of which is jokes about Tom Cruise being short and loving penis, so I'm putting this one on the fridge because I, too, am a connoisseur of low-hanging fruit. Not to mention the genius Blade Runner quote and the coveted final… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.10

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you this Good Friday because we're not at all painting our testicles pastel colors. I don't know where you heard that from, but it's offensive. We're making them look like Cadbury Creme Eggs which requires a vast, almost unprecedented, knowledge… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.9

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I'd like to apologize in advance for being extra buggier than usual thanks to the site getting hacked this week. So if the captions don't change, just hit refresh, and you're good to go. Annoying as shit, I know. Also, despite… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.8

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little break last week because if you haven't figured out by now, this thing's entirely fueled by The Crap We Missed, Photo Boy's daily round-up of random celebrity schadenfreuded that's mostly a thinly-veiled excuse to post Prince Charles pictures. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.7

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2013
Welcome The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly cavalcade of horrible comments brought to you by the letter "S" as in scars and "G" for GOOP. And speaking of GOOP, a special shout-out to Frederick Buddha who did yeoman's work on the Gywneth Paltrow does cocoon yoga post which I highly suggest scoping… More »


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