Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.16

By: The Superficial / May 18, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of all the horrible shit you crazy kids say in the comments. Granted nothing can and probably never will compare to last week's epic review of Farrah Abraham's porno by McFeely Smackup, we've actually got one of … More »

Most Important People: McFeely Smackup’s Review of Teen Mom Farrah’s Sex Tape Won Edition

By: The Superficial / May 11, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet which almost didn't happen thanks to jqueries, random zeroes and a lack of delicious, ego-stroking thumbs up buttons. (All of which should be in working order as of yesterday afternoon.) So I was going to save the few gems I found for … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.14

By: Photo Boy / April 27, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where you guys crack the cold, boob-hardened shell on our hearts by pointing out the hidden complexities we're too jaded to recognize anymore. There was a time when a more innocent Fish or I would have easily spotted Muppet scheizer … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.13

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the letters J, H and 23-inch P. On that note, I spent way too much time debating whether the Axl Rose or Lara Flynn Boyle comment deserved the coveted final spot, so I'd like to … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.12

By: The Superficial / April 13, 2013
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our end-of-the-week look back at the comments that stood head and shoulders above the usual riff-riff of trying to neg Kate Upton through the comment boards of a dick joke website and borderline racism to say, "Hey, look at me. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.11

By: The Superficial / April 6, 2013
Welcome to this week's edition of The Most Important People on The Internet 10% of which is jokes about Tom Cruise being short and loving penis, so I'm putting this one on the fridge because I, too, am a connoisseur of low-hanging fruit. Not to mention the genius Blade Runner quote and the … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.10

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you this Good Friday because we're not at all painting our testicles pastel colors. I don't know where you heard that from, but it's offensive. We're making them look like Cadbury Creme Eggs which requires a vast, almost unprecedented, … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.9

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I'd like to apologize in advance for being extra buggier than usual thanks to the site getting hacked this week. So if the captions don't change, just hit refresh, and you're good to go. Annoying as shit, I know. Also, … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.8

By: The Superficial / March 16, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little break last week because if you haven't figured out by now, this thing's entirely fueled by The Crap We Missed, Photo Boy's daily round-up of random celebrity schadenfreuded that's mostly a thinly-veiled excuse to post … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.7

By: The Superficial / March 2, 2013
Welcome The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly cavalcade of horrible comments brought to you by the letter "S" as in scars and "G" for GOOP. And speaking of GOOP, a special shout-out to Frederick Buddha who did yeoman's work on the Gywneth Paltrow does cocoon yoga post … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.6

By: The Superficial / February 23, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which makes its triumphant return to its normal time and place because I'm not dying from the goddamn plague anymore. Although, in hindsight, I did enjoy pumping myself full of pharmaceuticals and inexplicably watching The Lord of The Rings in case … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.5

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2013
If you follow The Superficial on Facebook and/or Twitter, then you know I got punched in the dick with the flu and have been out of it all weekend. If you don't, well, now you know what that hole is in your life, and frankly, it's a miracle you've been getting out of … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.4

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, continues this week's theme of What's Wrong With Your Face?! (If you have no idea what that means, click here, clear the next 70 minutes of your day, thank me … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.3

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Jesus And The Amazing Homoerotic Pube Bone, so it really needs no introduction, Which is why I'm going to completely get out of the way and let you dive right into this impressive amount of random … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.2

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, for those of you just tuning in, is a spotlight on the ridiculous comments that somehow managed to bring a chuckle to my jaded, impenetrable heart. It's also a remarkably effective way of helping the government compile a list of … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.1

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2013
Welcome to the triumphant, jam-packed return of The Most Important People on The Internet and while this week's installment is extra-loaded, it's not because I included comments from the week from hell, but because at least 20 of these were from Monday. 20. So a special thanks to you little deviants for being … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.0

By: The Superficial / January 6, 2013
Welcome to the first installment of The Most Important People on The Internet for 2013 which is a little light thanks to an already short week that got even shorter when our server ate some bad sushi Thursday night. (Not a Samantha Ronson joke.) The important thing is the Rihanna caption … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.52

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2012
Welcome to 2012's final installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is, admittedly, not our strongest considering most of us checked out around Tuesday and have entered the third holiday stage: Hating anyone in a store that isn't you. Fa la la la la! In the meantime, just a heads up … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.51

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day later than usual because we're on the brink of bringing you a sweet, new gallery experience that's finally the way you've all asked without the page reloading for every single pic. In fact, you may be … More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 2.50

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2012
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, coming at you later than usual today for a reason that will literally make each and every one of you say, "JESUS, are you alright?" as soon as you read it. Here goes: Family Christmas photos, and fuck me, I'm already … More »

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