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The Hanson Brothers Have Been Multiplying Like Duggars

The ‘Mmm-Bop’ boys have twelve kids between the three of them thus far and have no plans to quit adding more to their ‘Mmm-Brood’ anytime soon because Jesus loves a good baby oven. More »


Orlando Bloom Somehow Kept His Pants on for Once

Just because he was at the beach with his dad didn’t mean whipping his dong out on a paddle board wasn’t crossing his mind… More »


George Lucas Handling Dumb Paparazzi Questions Just Made My Day

George Lucas walked out of a restaurant into a barrage of idiots trying to talk to him about stuff he doesn’t care about. Honestly, it’s kind of inspirational and we should strive to give this few shits. More »


Serena Williams Isn’t Having John McEnroe’s Misogyny For Breakfast Today

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Johnny Mac is on the PR payroll for the Billie Jean King movie coming out and everyone is in on it. More »


Charlie Sheen Is Selling His Baseball Stuff Because He Doesn’t Need The Money

Seriously, guys- he just wants to pass on the joy that his Babe Ruth World Series ring has given to him. It’s not about the half-million dollars or anything. More »


We Got Brooke Burke Doing Yoga On A Yacht, If That’s What You’re Into

Yes, that’s Brooke Burke doing yoga in a bikini on a boat. Yes, her lunchmeat slips out a little bit in one of the photos. Yes, I enlarged it… More »


Kelly Osbourne Peed Her Pants Yesterday, Guys!

If Kelly Osbourne ever shows up at your coffee shop (God forbid your living room) and has to use the bathroom, you need to get her in there fast before she stinks up your carpet. More »


Gillian Anderson’s Nipples Are On A Balcony

If we were playing Family Feud, I could see this actually appearing on the survey after patio furniture, flower planters, and drunk Scott DisickMore »


Transformers’ Isabela Moner Doesn’t Care If Her Phone Gets Wet

To be honest neither do we, this was just an excuse to show off this gallery of her at the beach… wait, she’s 15? Jeeessuusss…… More »


A Pile of Scarves Wearing A Hat Drunkenly Mumbled Something About Trump

Oh, it’s just Johnny Depp – my bad, I thought we had another scarf haunting on our hands… You all remember what happened last time. More »


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