Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.10

The Superficial / March 22, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has to be, by far, the most randomly clever group of comments because, holy shit, are a bunch of these brilliant, but holy shit, will a bunch of you probably not get them. One even involves a calculator. The important thing… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.9

The Superficial / March 15, 2014

Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday’s, we’ve got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers – And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he was churning… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.8

The Superficial / March 8, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you joining us for the first time after Googling “Jennette McCurdy Nude” (Congratulations, you’ve been disappointed and put in a federal database.), this is where I highlight the comments that somehow managed to make me, a joyless, dead-inside… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

The Superficial / March 1, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I’m typing this I’m still torn at who deserved the… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.6

The Superficial / February 22, 2014

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly showcase of the ridiculous shit you people say in the comments. We’ve got a short one today, but it’s still packed with everything you’ve come to expect: David Hasselhoff, an Anchorman quote that will seem really, really racist if you don’t… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.5

The Superficial / February 15, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which comes to you after taking a brief hiatus last weekend which may or may not be attributed to a distinct lack of “Dis how chicken look” comments. That said, the joke has evolved now. It’s become self-aware. No longer confined to… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.4

The Superficial / February 1, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our fine selection of quality comments handcrafted for your amusement. Or as it will soon be known, “That Gallery With The Joanna Krupa Gag That The Weird, Dorky Hermit Who Writes This Site Falls For Every Time. Bok.” (Give it about a… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

The Superficial / January 25, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it’s at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attention to your spouse. More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.2

The Superficial / January 18, 2014

Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our grab bag of comments from throughout the week for those of you stumbling onto the site for the very first time after Googling “braless sweaters.” (Don’t worry, there’s more of you out there than you think.) Anyway, here’s the shit our regular… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.1

The Superficial / January 11, 2014

Welcome to the first The Most Important People on The Internet of 2104 and, holy shit, did you amazing bastards bring it. There’s even an Alan Moore joke. Alan Moore! I’m not even mad there’s not a single comment from the Leo brought a girl to Jonah’s sleepover gallery even though I specifically told Photo… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.42

The Superficial / December 21, 2013

Welcome to the potentially last Most Important People on The Internet of 2013 provided you people (You heard me.) don’t suddenly bring your A-game between now and New Year’s forcing us to toss up another one over the holiday which you would, wouldn’t you? This is why I told your mother I wanted a dog. More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.41

The Superficial / December 7, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by The Pope, Billy Ray’s Douche Cycle, a Real Housewife clearly getting choked out, and that time Hilary Duff blew her fiance after he proposed which will be my very last thought when I leave this Earth. I swear… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.40

The Superficial / November 27, 2013

So remember the other day when I said there wasn’t going to be a Most Important People on The Internet this week? Surprise! Apparently, you guys decided to goddamn bring it the two days we actually had a full set of posts, so here’s a robust sampling of commentical goodness to help you get through… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.39

The Superficial / November 23, 2013

This pic doesn’t have a caption, but once you see why it’s here you’ll never be able to unsee it. Forever…
Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet which I want to sincerely thank you shitheads for making surprisingly robust because there’s not going to be one next week. More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.38

The Superficial / November 16, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where at least half of these are of Lady GaGa so her label owes each of you a stipend for promoting her album vis-a-vis roofie and domestic violence jokes. You can’t buy that kind of publicity, but don’t let that stop you… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.37

The Superficial / November 9, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People On The Internet where quality is king, and quantity is but a Brazilian hooker Justin Bieber throws Pokemon cards at after he’s had his way with her. And by had his way I mean making her play said cards with him. Those bitches are Jigglypuff… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.36

The Superficial / November 2, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you with only seven shopping weeks left until Christmas, so more and more of you are probably standing in a mall right now convincing yourself prison can’t be worse than this. (It’s not, do God’s work, and yes, I’m specifically… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.35

The Superficial / October 26, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a cavalcade of shitamatazzery and, more importantly, an epic Paris Hilton visual gag that Deacon Jones nailed out of the park. Photo Boy served that low-hanging fruit up on a platter and you proceeded to have sex with it. That’s the… More »


The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.34

The Superficial / October 19, 2013

Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet, our shit-tastic grab-bag of tomshittery you little shitters shit in the comments. You had to make do last week with Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker’s Vagina Raspberry on account of a comment deficit – Thanks, Obama. – but this time I won’t make… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.33

The Superficial / October 5, 2013

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is a little lighter than usual but features the most brilliant comment I’ve seen since we started this feature in 2010. Whoever and wherever Gilberator is, I hope he’s/she’s being fellated/cunnilinged by beautiful islanders and worshiped as a god. Preferably one… More »


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