Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.1

By: The Superficial / January 11, 2014
Welcome to the first The Most Important People on The Internet of 2104 and, holy shit, did you amazing bastards bring it. There's even an Alan Moore joke. Alan Moore! I'm not even mad there's not a single comment from the Leo brought a girl to Jonah's sleepover gallery… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.42

By: The Superficial / December 21, 2013
Welcome to the potentially last Most Important People on The Internet of 2013 provided you people (You heard me.) don't suddenly bring your A-game between now and New Year's forcing us to toss up another one over the holiday which you would, wouldn't you? This is why I told your mother I wanted… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.41

By: The Superficial / December 7, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by The Pope, Billy Ray's Douche Cycle, a Real Housewife clearly getting choked out, and that time Hilary Duff blew her fiance after he proposed which will be my very… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.40

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2013
So remember the other day when I said there wasn't going to be a Most Important People on The Internet this week? Surprise! Apparently, you guys decided to goddamn bring it the two days we actually had a full set of posts, so here's a robust sampling of commentical goodness to help you get… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.39

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2013
This pic doesn't have a caption, but once you see why it's here you'll never be able to unsee it. Forever... Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People On The Internet which I want to sincerely thank you shitheads for making surprisingly robust because there's not going to be one next… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.38

By: The Superficial / November 16, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where at least half of these are of Lady GaGa so her label owes each of you a stipend for promoting her album vis-a-vis roofie and domestic violence jokes. You can't buy that kind of publicity, but don't let that… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.37

By: The Superficial / November 9, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People On The Internet where quality is king, and quantity is but a Brazilian hooker Justin Bieber throws Pokemon cards at after he's had his way with her. And by had his way I mean making her play said cards with… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.36

By: The Superficial / November 2, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you with only seven shopping weeks left until Christmas, so more and more of you are probably standing in a mall right now convincing yourself prison can't be worse than this. (It's not, do God's work, and yes, I'm… More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.35

By: The Superficial / October 26, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring a cavalcade of shitamatazzery and, more importantly, an epic Paris Hilton visual gag that Deacon Jones nailed out of the park. Photo Boy served that low-hanging fruit up on a platter and you proceeded to have sex with it. More »

The Most Important People On The Internet:
Volume 3.34

By: The Superficial / October 19, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet, our shit-tastic grab-bag of tomshittery you little shitters shit in the comments. You had to make do last week with Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker's Vagina Raspberry on account of a comment deficit - Thanks, Obama. - but thi… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.33

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which is a little lighter than usual but features the most brilliant comment I've seen since we started this feature in 2010. Whoever and wherever Gilberator is, I hope he's/she's being fellated/cunnilinged by beautiful islanders and worshiped as a god. Preferably… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.32

By: The Superficial / September 28, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our Saturday wrap-up of the comments that managed to crack through our hardened exteriors making our hearts grow three times in size with laughter because marital rape is a hilarious, non-pooping LOLcat. On that note, I honestly had a… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.31

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where January Jones' palpable disdain for the fruits of her womb was apparently your muse as it goddamn should've been. In fact, I didn't think anything could top the Erik Estrada/Jenny McCarthy comment, until sure enough, pure LOLs rolled… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.30

By: The Superficial / September 14, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly grab bag of the delicious mind sharts you've left in the comments. We've got a respectable selection today, but it's only fair that I point out AWOL smoked you all on an Elizabeth Berkley pic… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.29

By: The Superficial / September 6, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by Sean Connery who'sh truly brought a renaisshance to this shite along with finding the cure for the fucking plague of the 20th shentury. Then losht it. (Shorry, Shydney Leathersh. Maybe next time don't get AIDSH.)… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.28

By: The Superficial / August 31, 2013
I always know it's going to be a goddamn awesome week for The Most Important People on The Internet when it's only Monday, and I've already set aside 10 comments. (Also, I heard a rooster crow three times, and when I texted Simon Peter he wrote back, "Wasnt me bitch LOL.") So huge thank… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.27

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2013
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our weekly wrap-up of all the horrible shit you people write in the comments. Which is coming at you a little late today, but let's not pretend any of us have exciting weekend plans so it's not like we were doing anything… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.26

By: The Superficial / August 17, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by way more of Tanning Mom's gooch than any man, woman or child should ever encounter. If there's a way to deliver a baby via a woman's chest, I hope that's how her daughter entered this world… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.25

By: The Superficial / August 10, 2013
Welcome to the return of The Most Important People on The Internet because Photo Boy and I didn't go to New York this week and drunkenly meander into a Bread & Butter where I'm pretty sure I ate a black and white cookie, a mammoth slice of Hawaiian pizza and swallowed two pieces of… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.24

By: The Superficial / July 27, 2013
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that's so goddamn full of nerd jokes from Comic-Con this Mylar bag holding my issue of Superman #75 is no longer NM if you know what I mean. (Read: Not because of the detailed drawing of his bare-chested nips while… More »

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