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Rihanna Is Serial Killer-Chic And Carrying A Ferret

I got nothing but love for Ri, but she looks like she’s asking a ferret where E.T. is hiding. More »


Has Anyone Seen or Heard From The White House Bunny Since Sunday?

If anyone has any information on a giant, white bunny with drag queen makeup, Ben Franklin glasses, and a look on its face that says “I haven’t slept since ‘Nam” – please contact authorities. More »


People At Coachella Doing Everything But Watching Live Music

We’ve got Amber Rose chowing down tacos until she can’t button her pants, Leo DiCaprio being “uni-bomber-chic”, and one of the Jonas bros dressed like a snake buying a round of cold chuggers, bra! More »


Ben Affleck Is “Fackin Stoked” Jennifer Isn’t Taking His Favorite Patriots T Shirt In Divorce

“Ya, she got my Mo Vaughn batting gloves and a squirt bottle Tahm signed for me, but I’m keepin my fackin Pats tee, I don’t care what the lahyahs say.” More »


Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Are Going Steady And It’s Cute

“We were dating since 2013 but we just “liked” each other. Now we like, “like-like” each other so things are pretty serious.” More »


WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SOFIA VERGARA!?

After catching a cold, Sofia Vergara posted a makeup-less “sickie” that looks nothing like her, proving that even the Illuminati can let one slip. More »


Martha Stewart Ruins Yankees’ Perfect Game With Witchcraft

What is this Twitter sorcery! More »


J-Lo and A-Rod Are Already Talking Marriage

Their relationship is escalating faster than Shia Lebeouf at a bowling alley. More »


Sly and Arnold Back Out of New Expendables Movie Because They’re Besties

“Eyyo, Arn- you’re my fuckin’ BFF you know that, but you’re way too close alright…”

“I will do nathing without you, Sly… NATHING!” More »


Cindy Crawford Could (Might) Work At Waffle House

Her body has held up well for a 54-year-old, but her face looks like she’s ready mop up some drunk trucker’s puke and ask me if I’d like fries or hash browns… (FYI: I want hash browns). More »


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