Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.19

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it's Friday in the middle of July. So here's your commentical goodness for the week excluding any… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.18

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2014
Welcome to a mammoth-sized installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which combines the best of this week and last for an experience that lasts way longer than me in the sack, so there's a chance it might even give a woman an orgasm if the female orgasm was real and… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.17

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that features yet another, remarkably robust showing and probably the best Tom Cruise joke I've ever seen in all my years of celebrity tit blogging. But enough about Midget Jesus The Levitating Space Prince, let's get… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.16

By: The Superficial / June 21, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, once again, you people fucking brought it. And I'm not just saying that because of the Star Wars quote. Entirely. However, on a serious note, there were a remarkable amount of Hillary Clinton jokes to… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.15

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2014
Welcome this week's edition of The Most Important People on The Internet where we gather up all the best comments from blah blah blah fart. Let's talk about the Tom Cruise Asian kid. True story: Photo Boy had no idea he was even in this Lady GaGa pic (and… More »

Giant Size The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 4.14

By: The Superficial / June 7, 2014
Thanks to the holiday weekend, last week was shorter than usual, so we didn't have quite enough comments to justify a Most Important People on The Internet. Fortunately, not only did I hold onto them, but you beautiful bitches brought it this week, so we have a goddamn goldmine of horrible comments that… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.13

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2014
Welcome to this week's edition of The Most Important People On The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend, and because Photo Boy and I are catching… More »

Return of The Most Important People On The Internet

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2014
As prophesied in the books of old, The Most Important People on The Internet has returned now that the FreckleTits have perished and Dem Babies have been offered as a sacrifice to the Terry of Uncles. Let us drink thirstily from its cup as it runneth over… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet: Zombie Jesus Edition

By: The Superficial / April 18, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to America's magic mascot rising from the dead two thousand years ago because that's literally how long we've been beating the zombie genre into the ground. Anyway, I've also got two long a… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.12

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which you're surprisingly still getting after I wrote a giant nerd novel about Captain America: The Winter Soldier for I am a kind and benevolent blogger of celebrity boobs with a splash of Commie pinko talking… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.11

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has everything from blasphemous drug humor, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Why can't I quit you?) and a two-part history of the butt. Oh, and a "Dis how chicken look" joke because I am simple man of simple pleasures. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.10

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has to be, by far, the most randomly clever group of comments because, holy shit, are a bunch of these brilliant, but holy shit, will a bunch of you probably not get them. One even involves a calculator. The… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.9

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2014
Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday's, we've got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers - And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.8

By: The Superficial / March 8, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you joining us for the first time after Googling "Jennette McCurdy Nude" (Congratulations, you've been disappointed and put in a federal database.), this is where I highlight the comments that somehow managed to make… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I'm typing this I'm still tor… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.6

By: The Superficial / February 22, 2014
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly showcase of the ridiculous shit you people say in the comments. We've got a short one today, but it's still packed with everything you've come to expect: David Hasselhoff, an Anchorman quote that will seem really, really… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.5

By: The Superficial / February 15, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which comes to you after taking a brief hiatus last weekend which may or may not be attributed to a distinct lack of "Dis how chicken look" comments. That said, the joke has evolved now. It's become self-aware. More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.4

By: The Superficial / February 1, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our fine selection of quality comments handcrafted for your amusement. Or as it will soon be known, "That Gallery With The Joanna Krupa Gag That The Weird, Dorky Hermit Who Writes This Site Falls For Every Time. Bok."… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.3

By: The Superficial / January 25, 2014
Welcome to this week's installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by teen mom porn, penis pumps and whatever the hell Bruce Jenner is turning into, so you know it's at least going to be better than interacting with people in the checkout line or paying attentio… More »

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.2

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2014
Welcome to another installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, our grab bag of comments from throughout the week for those of you stumbling onto the site for the very first time after Googling "braless sweaters." (Don't worry, there's more of you out there than you think.) Anyway, here'… More »

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