Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.25

By: The Superficial / September 27, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where a lot of you apparently had trouble coping with the loss of Sam Elliott’s mustache as you goddamn should. What kind of a sick, twisted world is this? Get me out of it! GET ME OUT OF HERE! – *breathes intoMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.24

By: The Superficial / September 20, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where I hope you like jokes about Michael Bay and the Amy Winehouse statue because that’s what literally half of these are. They were your muse. Anyway, we’ve got a short gallery, but it’s probably one of the more darker, so whatever’… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.22

By: The Superficial / August 23, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly grab-bag of all the horrible shits you say in the comments that I love as if they were my own children. You’ll notice there’s two Morgan Freeman comments this week, and that’s because you can’t read them without hearing them… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.21

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2014

So good news: I survived Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without vital organs sloughing out of my butt. However, the loss of my time along with subsequent brain damage will affect every man, woman, and child on the planet. Or just the ones following me on Twitter. Anyway, to make up for a light day while… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.20

By: The Superficial / July 26, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet because sometimes this site makes fun of celebrities instead of talking about nerd shit for an entire morning. (I’m as shocked as you are.) So enjoy all of that while I sit around refreshing Comic-Con updates because how fun can women’s vagina… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.19

By: The Superficial / July 18, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you way earlier than usual because you were robbed of a The Crap We Missed and, fuck it, it’s Friday in the middle of July. So here’s your commentical goodness for the week excluding any What the hell’s up withMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.18

By: The Superficial / July 12, 2014

Welcome to a mammoth-sized installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which combines the best of this week and last for an experience that lasts way longer than me in the sack, so there’s a chance it might even give a woman an orgasm if the female orgasm was real and not something… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.17

By: The Superficial / June 28, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that features yet another, remarkably robust showing and probably the best Tom Cruise joke I’ve ever seen in all my years of celebrity tit blogging. But enough about Midget Jesus The Levitating Space Prince, let’s get right into this week’s Long One&trade… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.16

By: The Superficial / June 21, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, once again, you people fucking brought it. And I’m not just saying that because of the Star Wars quote. Entirely. However, on a serious note, there were a remarkable amount of Hillary Clinton jokes to choose from which bodes well for… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.15

By: The Superficial / June 14, 2014

Welcome this week’s edition of The Most Important People on The Internet where we gather up all the best comments from blah blah blah fart. Let’s talk about the Tom Cruise Asian kid. True story: Photo Boy had no idea he was even in this Lady GaGa pic (and is now rocking in the corner)… More »


Giant Size The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 4.14

By: The Superficial / June 7, 2014

Thanks to the holiday weekend, last week was shorter than usual, so we didn’t have quite enough comments to justify a Most Important People on The Internet. Fortunately, not only did I hold onto them, but you beautiful bitches brought it this week, so we have a goddamn goldmine of horrible comments that will make… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.13

By: The Superficial / May 23, 2014

Welcome to this week’s edition of The Most Important People On The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to the holiday weekend, and because Photo Boy and I are catching More »


Return of The Most Important People On The Internet

By: The Superficial / May 10, 2014

As prophesied in the books of old, The Most Important People on The Internet has returned now that the FreckleTits have perished and Dem Babies have been offered as a sacrifice to the Terry of Uncles. Let us drink thirstily from its cup as it runneth over with jokes about Jon Hamm‘s penis and quote… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Zombie Jesus Edition

By: The Superficial / April 18, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet coming at you a day early thanks to America’s magic mascot rising from the dead two thousand years ago because that’s literally how long we’ve been beating the zombie genre into the ground. Anyway, I’ve also got two long as shit comment… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.12

By: The Superficial / April 5, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which you’re surprisingly still getting after I wrote a giant nerd novel about Captain America: The Winter Soldier for I am a kind and benevolent blogger of celebrity boobs with a splash of Commie pinko talking points. And we’ve even got a… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.11

By: The Superficial / March 29, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has everything from blasphemous drug humor, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (Why can’t I quit you?) and a two-part history of the butt. Oh, and a “Dis how chicken look” joke because I am simple man of simple pleasures. *sips Peruvian coffee outMore »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.10

By: The Superficial / March 22, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which has to be, by far, the most randomly clever group of comments because, holy shit, are a bunch of these brilliant, but holy shit, will a bunch of you probably not get them. One even involves a calculator. The important thing… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.9

By: The Superficial / March 15, 2014

Welcome to another Sasquatchular installment of The Most Important People on The Internet our grab bag of commentical wonder from throughout the week. And just like last Saturday’s, we’ve got another awesome long-form that deserves better treatment than our gallery offers – And apologies to Gilberator for not thinking of this when he was churning… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.8

By: The Superficial / March 8, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which for those of you joining us for the first time after Googling “Jennette McCurdy Nude” (Congratulations, you’ve been disappointed and put in a federal database.), this is where I highlight the comments that somehow managed to make me, a joyless, dead-inside… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.7

By: The Superficial / March 1, 2014

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which miraculously happened despite the lack of a proper The Crap We Missed yesterday (Handsome bloggers have birthdays, too.), so huge thanks to you guys on that front. That said, even while I’m typing this I’m still torn at who deserved the… More »


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