Most Important People

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 11

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2011
Welcome to the 11th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, involves Octomom whipping a grown man in a diaper, so you know it's going to be classy. In fact, I've even put on a top hat and cummerbund - and that's about it. Leaving you to it,… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 10

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2011
Welcome to the 10th - and largest - installment of The Most Important People On The Internet. There were so many ridiculous comments this week, I'm actually going to need you guys to tone it down before I'm out of a job. I'm joking, of course, because let's not pretend I wouldn't kill you all… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 9

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2011
Now back in its original time slot, welcome to the ninth installment of The Most Important People On The Internet meaning, you, the commenters, for those just tuning in. On that note, I'd like to give a special thanks to "Iveski" for really knocking out the possible Kate Gosselin tattoo readings which you'll see peppered… More »


The Return of The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2011
LET THE YEAR OF THE BONER BEGIN! Welcome to the eighth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Full Disclosure: There was supposed to be one of these the Monday after Christmas, but honestly, there wasn't much to work with and I promised myself I'd be an even shiftlessier layabout than usual thi… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 7

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2010
Welcome to the seventh installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called, "Every Single Coco Pic From Friday Plus Some Other Shit." In the meantime, this will be the last Saturday posting of these babies until the New Year. (Volumes 8 and 9 drop on Mondays.) Unless, of… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 6

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2010
- Welcome to the sixth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Like Indiana Jones finding an archaeological treasure, Cher's nipples were your muse this week along with the cast of Teen Mom who both made multiple appearances. If the one used the other to feed their babies - and that could go… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 5

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2010
Welcome to the fifth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we have a record 23 comments thanks to Bristol Palin tapping something so deep inside of each and everyone of you, you should probably get a sonogram and start taking pre-natal vitamins. God knows I am. Dig in, - The Superficial… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4

By: The Superficial / November 27, 2010
Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It's almost as if you knew I'd be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) O… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2010
First off, huge apologies for the site outage earlier today. I'm not going to point any fingers here, but it was entirely Ron's fault for mistaking the server for Kate Gosselin last night. Haha! Office humor! It means absolutely nothing to you. Moving on. Welcome to this week's edition of The Most Important People o… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2010
Welcome to another installment of "Comments of the Week," except not entirely because I renamed it after realizing 50 other websites have the same feature under the same generic name. (Haha! I'm original.) I like to believe "The Most Important People on The Internet" not only captures the gravitas of my users' word power, but… More »


The Most Important People on The Internet: Ke$ha Edition

By: The Superficial / November 13, 2010
Despite being virtually non-existent, Ke$ha's ass was truly your muse this week. So, in honor of that, here's a quick little gallery dedicated to some of the better comments inspired by her bland, almost geometrical haunches that touched something so deep inside of you, Indiana Jones had to hire another Asian kid to get it… More »


Comments of the Week – 11.6.2010

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2010
Someone's been creepin'. Welcome to the inaugural post for a new weekend feature on The Superficial: Comments of the Week Here you'll find the comments from the threads, Facebook and Twitter that actually made me chuckle despite years of reading anonymous Internet racism and rampant butt-sex lust rendering me incapable of human emotion. So hat… More »


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