Welcome to the 17th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and we’ve got a short gallery this time around which I completely understand. You had Charlie Sheen flaming out and machine gun-firing gold in the process that even I didn’t want to follow and that’s how I earn a paycheck. So o… More »
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Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over pedis. More »
Welcome to The Most Important People on The Internet volume that officially makes these bad boys a veritable dozen in an egg crate of WTF. — I have no idea what I just said. At any rate, what this week’s collection lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality and SNL references that will… More »
Welcome to the 11th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, involves Octomom whipping a grown man in a diaper, so you know it’s going to be classy. In fact, I’ve even put on a top hat and cummerbund – and that’s about it.
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Welcome to the 10th – and largest – installment of The Most Important People On The Internet. There were so many ridiculous comments this week, I’m actually going to need you guys to tone it down before I’m out of a job. I’m joking, of course, because let’s not pretend I wouldn’t kill you all… More »
LET THE YEAR OF THE BONER BEGIN!
Welcome to the eighth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Full Disclosure: There was supposed to be one of these the Monday after Christmas, but honestly, there wasn’t much to work with and I promised myself I’d be an even shiftlessier layabout than usual thi… More »
Welcome to the seventh installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called, “Every Single Coco Pic From Friday Plus Some Other Shit.” In the meantime, this will be the last Saturday posting of these babies until the New Year. (Volumes 8 and 9 drop on Mondays.) Unless, of… More »
Welcome to the fifth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where we have a record 23 comments thanks to Bristol Palin tapping something so deep inside of each and everyone of you, you should probably get a sonogram and start taking pre-natal vitamins. God knows I am.
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Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It’s almost as if you knew I’d be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) O… More »
First off, huge apologies for the site outage earlier today. I’m not going to point any fingers here, but it was entirely Ron’s fault for mistaking the server for Kate Gosselin last night. Haha! Office humor! It means absolutely nothing to you. Moving on.
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Welcome to another installment of “Comments of the Week,” except not entirely because I renamed it after realizing 50 other websites have the same feature under the same generic name. (Haha! I’m original.) I like to believe “The Most Important People on The Internet” not only captures the gravitas of my users’ word power, but… More »
Despite being virtually non-existent, Ke$ha’s ass was truly your muse this week. So, in honor of that, here’s a quick little gallery dedicated to some of the better comments inspired by her bland, almost geometrical haunches that touched something so deep inside of you, Indiana Jones had to hire another Asian kid to get it… More »
Someone’s been creepin’.
Welcome to the inaugural post for a new weekend feature on The Superficial:
Comments of the Week
Here you’ll find the comments from the threads, Facebook and Twitter that actually made me chuckle despite years of reading anonymous Internet racism and rampant butt-sex lust rendering me incapable of human emotion. So hat… More »