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Nabilla Benattia Attempts Spearfishing With A Water Bottle

A bikini model with survival skills? Sign me up! More »


Katy Perry Made A Song About Cannibalism

KP is hardcore. More »


Kara Del Toro Doing The Exposed-Shoulder Thing And More Link-Beef

The jacket off the shoulder thing has been around since the 50’s, everybody chill out and eat this link-beef… More »


R. Kelly Is Being Sued Because He Banged Some Dude’s Wife

Before you say anything, the answer is NO – he didn’t pee on her. More »


Al Pacino Being A Creepy Old Man And More Link-Beef

“Me and you. You and me. Two chairs, one table- BOOM Red Lobster’s lobsterfest, eh? Whaddayasay?” More »


Anti-Fur Protestors Just Yelled At Patti Labelle

The singer-turned-cookbook-author is public now enemy #1. These are dire times, people! More »


People Are Being Crybabies Over Wes Anderson’s New Movie

Wes Anderson is making a new stop-motion movie set in Japan and the cast is all whiteys, Japanese people, and a couple of black guys- GRAB YOUR URBAN OUTFITTERS PITCHFORKS!! More »


Kim K’s Trash Bag Dumper Vs. A Couple of Models In Miami

Have you seen these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s rumpus in Mexico? It’s like the moon with a multicolored tent pitched over it… More »


Emma Watson Is Woke As Hell

It sucks that Emma Watson was born in France, otherwise I’d put money on her being President in the 2030’s (if we make it that far). More »


Amber Heard Will Hopefully Recolonize A New Civilization With Elon Musk

Because I’m petty towards anyone who is super smart, I’m going to say that they’re only dating to create an attractive, super-baby genius and there are no feelings whatsoever… More »


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