Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom in Sydney, Australia. (February 6, 2012)
It’s not a full-fledged poolside champagne jam without a nude midget being tossed.
“Jesus Christ girls, someone take him offa me, I can’t hold him up one second longer! Sheesh, this is one fat fuck of a baby!”
Does McDonald’s make Happy Meals for toddlers now?
If Da Vinci were alive today, this would be his Virgin and Child.
This picture pretty much sums up what is left of Orlando Blooms career.
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