Squats and strides, Miley, squats and strides.
Looks like an ass of an 80 year old
We’ve located the tragic remains of Miley’s adolescent muffintop.
The Paris Hilton Second stringer stains are never coming out of that….
(I think I have finally found a joke that only I will get.)
That is the worst ass on the planet.
The fool that down voted me must be a homo who likes boys.
Fucking revolting. Put that shit away, you filthy trollop
its a shame that she looks so thin and fit from the front and she has such a bad ass. i was under the impression she had a trainer and stuff
She’s a badass. Literally.
I like everything I see here. Everything.
Ok, anybody who has Don on their Secret Santa or any other holiday gift list – listen up. Don is incredibly easy to shop for because literally anything pleases him. You can gift wrap an old stick, a dead bird, a chunk of frozen mud, a white cane, or even a much-needed dog with a hand harness, and Don will smile sweetly and be genuinely touched, because that’s the kind of guy he is!
If you can get me Miley Cyrus or Christmas, that’d be awesome.
See? You gotta love this guy. Don, you know if I gave you some shaved pubic stubble and a half-cremated roach that she’d licked to death, you’d look so much like Gollum reunited with his “precious” that it would make Andy Serkis weep with envy.
LOL. Sounds like Christmas to me.
Don are you sure you wouldn’t just want a Best Buy gift card instead? Really look at what he’s offering you.
Hmm. Have sex with Miley Cyrus or buy some new games for my Wii U? I’ll take Miley. I have enough games to keep me busy for the while.
Don, it’s not exactly “sex with Miley Cyrus” here – you’d have to roll around on pubic stubble while fapping off to a saliva-sodden doobie end to get any satisfaction. Choose the games, Don! Save your dignity!
Oh. I thought it was sex with Miley Cyrus that was on the line here. I’ll definitely say no to that other shit. Give me the games.
See? I wouldn’t have steered you wrong man.
You’re the man, Don. Don’t ever change.
justifiable…the Secret Santa comment was brilliant. Simply brilliant. It eased the pain and sorrow that settled upon me as I was viewing these pictures. You did your part and I thank you for that, but she owes me an apology…
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Miley Cyrus smokes weed on stage and performs with an insane Vagina Melvin at the 2013 MTV EMAs in Amsterdam. (November 10, 2013)
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