superficial

  1. Beer Baron

    Take your sunglasses off, asshole.

  2. “I wear sunglasses at night so I can…so I can. . . Hot damn—I just thought of a great song to rip off for my next single.”

  3. Inner Retard

    Diddy: Who are you?!
    Miley: Ehmmm… wait a minute… Damn, I see two Mileys. They are both judging me! Fuck this, I’ll take the blue pill!

  4. “Gwen! SO glad to meet you!”

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