“So, when my dang ol’ Daddy told me “Livin’ on a Prayer” was blasphemous against Jesus and all, I went out and got my lady dangly pierced and never said nothin’. It was like a statement, you know?”

That tongue looks useful.

That tongue! Start to understand why Liam is hanging around.

The utility of a prehensile tongue is often overlooked.

I have to admit..that is a hot tongue.

Insert knob gag here.