There are 5-10 great Hillbilly captions in this photo alone.
You went full retard Miley… never go full retarded. You don’t buy that, just ask Sean Penn.
I just blew a possum. Daddy always said they were filling if you got hungry.
“Um–’scuse me? I look lahk a buck-toothed whut now?”
“Some folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk’ll…”
Seriously she doesn’t know what all to do with herself, is she too stupid for college?
This is no place for rhetorical questions.
I agree because most of her peers are going to college I think Emily Osment is in school now and also she is working on stuff. WTF happened to Miley. To much too soon? dunno.
I want this to be every Miley picture forever and ever. First there was Sad Keanu, now there’s Slack-Jawed Miley! Or something more clever. It’s late.
Two words: Simple Jack
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Miley Cyrus in New York City. (August 23, 2012) -Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News