Noah Cryus at her 13th birthday party at Level 3 Nightclub in Hollywood. (January 8, 2013) -Photo: Pacific Coast News
Wow she looks like an old woman. Gross.
Well, she does appear to have just left a store called “skeezers”
Wow she looks like a nasty old woman.
Daddy Pimp always keeps close by, in case you get any ideas ho!
She dresses that way to go hang out at the mall?
I liked these more when I thought Noah was her cross-dressing brother
Now that’s what attics are for.
That kid looks kind of “off”. By “off” I mean “Pepper-from-American-Horror-Story” kind of “off”.
Billy Ray did such good work with Miley and he seems to be on the right track with this one too. She’s got no chance in hell of being normal.
She has no chance to be good looking too.
How long before he starts pimping this one out to Disney or Nickelodeon?
If my daughter ever tried to leave the house dressed like that, she’d be shipped off to a convent. on mars.
Make-up by “Joker”
Someone’s been using “Brand X”.
What the fuck am I looking at?
your mom, you gross ass man f-er
Noah Cyrus is a tranny?
Oh, Billy Ray gave his girl a boy name. Nevermind.
you would think of tranny first, pablo… i know you like them chicks with dicks!
dude! what is that thing?! it’s scary! but at the same time, i feel my wood growing… get it? my pe-pe is getting really hard and my sack is starting to shrivel as i get ready to spew my man load on the monster’s face!
What…doesn’t even look like she lost her baby molars yet. WTF is wrong with parents…
Oh cool. She got a clown to do her party.
I feel a swelling in my pants.. oh, sorry – just my colostomy bag.
she looks like 10
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