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  1. Cock Dr

    I disown Santa. He’s married and should know better than to get involved with naughty entertainment industry skanks.

  2. Mohawk Disco

    Obviously, she’s coping well with her daddy issues and breakup with Liam.

  3. R Kelly dropped out when he found out she was over 18.

  4. Brozilian

    I’m pretty sure Santa’s “hanging bag” will be itchy tomorrow.

  5. Paully Boston Baby!

    Its wierd bc thats exactly how Santa dropped off presents to my mom as well.

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