Third alternative: Miley is a trashy skank who is too fat to sit down with her jeans buttoned?
Just a thought.
Actually, she most likely felt bloated and the (too small) jeans hurt when you are like that.
Nice Mom jeans.
McFeely Smackup called it…she can’t fit in her tight mom jeans sitting.
She’s prepping for an open audition to become a Fly Girl.
Looks like something an early 90s Playboy Playmate would wear.
Miley and Jessica Simpson buy their jeans at the same store…
I hate myself for wanting to pork this chick so much.
Mom jeans. What a slut.
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