You’re kidding yourself if you think that family tree has more than one branch.
Mark my words, her first child will pop out of the womb with a full mullet humming to Achy Breaky. At the pace she’s going, I give her a year before she’s Mama Miley. The line-art dream catcher in her armpit says it all.
Really? A dream catcher in her armpit?
that’s where she heard dreams come from.
She looks like her dad. Except with a monkey face. Ugh, so long shameful boner. It’s been real.
She looks like a damn carny. Smells like cabbage.
That can’t really be her? For a second a thought this was some redneck dude like Joe Dirt.
Also WTF? at that tattoo.
Given the chance, I’m sure her dad would have sex with her.
“dad would have sex with her…”
Excuse me while I stop laughing… loll
You’re kidding yourself if you think that family tree has more than one branch.
Mark my words, her first child will pop out of the womb with a full mullet humming to Achy Breaky. At the pace she’s going, I give her a year before she’s Mama Miley. The line-art dream catcher in her armpit says it all.
The funny part is South Park pegged Miley as the new Britney over 3 years ago.
Which is wild because who could have seen this coming? I mean who except the entire world excluding her dad.
hay miley