1. They should kiss (a lot) and make up. You know, get past this like two, beautiful young ladies should…yeah, I mean scissor!

  2. “I hate Selena Gomez, y’all. That bitch like school in summer time.”
    *pulls dead badger from vagina*
    “No class!”

  3. I’m pretty sure Selena kept calling her Justin.

  4. Juch

    I see a marketing opportunity for Vagisil.

  5. Quagmire

    Daddy done hurt my privates.

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