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  1. ThisWillHurt

    “So then Nicole de Boer replaced Terry Farrell on ‘Deep Space Nine.’”
    “Uh-huh.”
    “And they were different characters, but shared the same symbiote.”
    “Uh-huh.”
    “You’re not listening, are you?”
    “Uh-huh.”
    “I’ve been fucking Michael Fassbender behind your back.”
    “No way! Can you get me his autograph or photos of his dick?”
    “. . .”

  2. “So do you remember when she used to come on all the set and be like all, “I’m Demi,… I’m Ashton’s girlfriend “…. and I’d be like …”Well big deal… I like PLAY like I’m his girlfriend…and she’d be like….”

    “No, (sigh), I don’t remember it…:”

    ” Yeah…Well, me neither.”

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