isn’t she a dyke?

Gianluca Vacchi, the most interesting human post-it-note in the world.

“Me gustaría aprovechar ese culo.”

I don’t always bang men, but when I do, I bang Rodriguez.

Woven little things rapped around your ankle + micro speedo swim suit showing too much stuff = things that do not age well.
That’s how a man falls from cool to stupid.

Well *if* we’re going to do that Austin Powers bit we’re going to need something like Gonzo’s beak to cover that thing up… hey, will this boulder work?