What’s up with this site? No more nudes?
What I said to this guy:
Smells like tuna!
Now she’ll become famous for this and soon there will be nude offers from Playboy and Vivid. Is there really no need to work to become famous anymore? Has it really become that simple now?
Never was, really. Never heard of the casting couch or noticed how most movie stars are related to someone in the business?
I know right? But people with legitimate talent have to starve their way to the top… and often never make it anyways.
Her tits aren’t nice enough for Playboy.
Wow, that’s so wrong. Poor girl. I hope she sues him..
i click nsfw and the stupid fish thing is still in the way. this is outrageous
From the post:
More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don’t expect it to disappear.
Isn’t it amazing how reading can stop you from looking like a complete fucking idiot? It’s practically devil magic.
Dude, beating up the retarded kid is never cool.
I request your hand in marriage.
I had to breathe before I died of asphyxiation because I was laughing so hard at this. *High five, Fish!*
If this is true, Lohan is a douche. He’s a vendictive prick with the morals and ethics of a snake. Ever wonder why LaLohan is so screwed up?
Thanks captain obvious.
Not as screwed up as people that call her “La Lohan”
Hey, I’m impressed such a small pic covers the real TUNA! That being said, I’d tap it over my fat wife anyday!
Her snatch must be pretty small for that pic to cover it! I’d bang ‘er instead of my fat wife any day!
Tangpow, can I bang your fat wife then?
Yup, just another warning to women around the world, if you ever spend the night at Michael Lohan’s place and you hear those magic words “psssst, are you awake?” pull the blanket up around your ears and scream…
one more word of advice to any woman that spends the night at MLO’s house, when you hear those magic words “pssssy, are you still out, I mean asleep?” pull the blanket up over your ears and scream…
anyone see all the warts
i wanna puke on dim tits…….
I’ll give him $5 for the whole series–$7.50 tops. Then I’ll give the pix to her so she can sue his useless ass for invasion of privacy.
Not nice Mr Lohan, but I love the pictures because I can pretend she’s actually dead whilst I fap (unzips)….
She deserves it. She new what she what getting into.
I bet it smells fishy down there
i wanna see her asshole…
do not want! my eyes, aiiiieeeeee!
i want To VOMIT AAAAAAAAAAAWWHH
Well, at least we know that her hoo-ha is cleanly shaven…and I think she has a nice rack! I’d put my monster wang between those boobs!!
she is nasty! double chin and ugly breasts
What a fun and sexy time for her.
*Fap *Click *BANG
She doesn’t look like she is passed out… she looks like she’s faking it. They (being the media whores they are) probably staged this shoot. He gets money and she gets press and money doing interviews saying how “appalled” she is that he would do such a thing.
Nobody… really NOBODY passes out with both boobs out of a shirt and no pants, blankets or sheets covering them. For one it would be uncomfortable to have your shirt tucked under your boobs like that… and for 2, it would be awfully drafty. Unless he drugged her, I don’t believe for a second these are just his doing.
Some of you people have some serious sexuality dysfunctions. Those are some bangin (seemingly) naturals. I mean real or fake they are still nice. If everyone really wanted to eff a stick with two branches and a pair of rock hard fake coconuts disguised under killer clown-esque makeup then I wouldn’t run into so much BBW pr0n online. Maybe the typical commenter here is in high school and is still teaming for a crack at the ball because they havent had a chance to run for first base. And Im not talking about kissing first base… Im talking about holding hands or getting your knees touched through your jeans that might feel so alien that you gasm. Lose your virginity and get back to me children.
Fap! Fap! Fap!
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