1. Deacon Jones

    “psst…sweetie…you feel that tickle in the back of your throat? That’s not a pubic hair.”

  2. JC

    “Psst…my nipples are dripping with cholera. Ha!”

  3. guttboy

    I don’t care, I’d risk it……

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “If you don’t set the record straight about my flesh-wallet, I’m going to put you in an old folks home and bang the entire cast of ‘Vampire Diaries.’”

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