Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones at The 40th Anniversary Chaplin Award Gala at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts in New York City. (April 22, 2013) -Photo: Getty, Splash News
“psst…sweetie…you feel that tickle in the back of your throat? That’s not a pubic hair.”
“Psst…my nipples are dripping with cholera. Ha!”
I don’t care, I’d risk it……
“If you don’t set the record straight about my flesh-wallet, I’m going to put you in an old folks home and bang the entire cast of ‘Vampire Diaries.'”
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