superficial

  1. “So tell me, my dear, and be honest,…if the world was being attacked, for the fourth time, by robots that transform into awesome cars, trucks, and planes, and you and I were standing in the middle of New York City while everything exploded and crashed around us, and I was about to risk my life to plug the Allspark into the mainframe of the NYC police department in order to create the ultimate crime-fighting robot, would you give me a hand-job while making the robots’ transforming noise with your mouth? You do understand that it would be the greatest gift anyone has ever given me…”

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