1. “So tell me, my dear, and be honest,…if the world was being attacked, for the fourth time, by robots that transform into awesome cars, trucks, and planes, and you and I were standing in the middle of New York City while everything exploded and crashed around us, and I was about to risk my life to plug the Allspark into the mainframe of the NYC police department in order to create the ultimate crime-fighting robot, would you give me a hand-job while making the robots’ transforming noise with your mouth? You do understand that it would be the greatest gift anyone has ever given me…”

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