Michael Bay and Lauren Stoner in Miami. (September 6, 2011)
Yeah, Lauren Stoner is uuuuuugly! Yup. If she came up to me and demanded I sex her I’d say “Honey, you’re body is OK, but if you wanna get with ME you’ll have to throw this bag over your NASty head.” That’s what I’d tell her. And she’d TOtally be down with that because I am HOT. I also have INNER BEAUTY, which is why I will be the best organ donor of ALL TIME. Women LOVE organ donors and Lauren Stoner is no exception.
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