I see the Promised Land.
I hear the melody of ‘Hot Cross Buns’ wafting from the clothed confines of my skin flute.
Victorias Secret – a business that’s made a load selling self induced wedgies to women everywhere.
The distance between what I see in this photo shoot and my real life is almost infinite.
That’s what I call “Grade A Beef”.
I’d say AAA.
I am jealous but also turned on? lol
Notice how we haven’t seen Behati or Ana’s faces yet, but no one’s complained, “from the back that could be anybody.”
And the best part is there not a single disgusting tattoo on any of these women.
id take the one in the middle, nice and creamy
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