superficial

  1. All ready for the dressage competition. Hell, they even did her mane.

  2. She’s handling her failure to show at the Kentucky Derby well.

  3. Cock Dr

    50 yards of white satin as a distraction strategy to what’s above….not bad.

  4. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Aaaaad…. back to the Kate Upton photo, quick!

  5. Dox

    Oh dear God, its the Bride of Horsenstein.

  6. Must be hard for the person playing the back end to breath… Wait a minute, what do you mean there’s not a person playing the back end?!

  7. Such ingenuity using all that material at the back to hide her tail.

  8. Rachel

    Hey look…it’s Cruella.

    Where are all your dead puppies?

  9. I really do feel sad for Matthew Broderick.

  10. Really...?

    **insert horse metaphor as old as this played out of photo pose is here**

  11. Would someone please tell this woman that scraping her hair into an enormous top knot (or two) makes her face look even longer and thinner? Or better yet, please tell her hairdresser to build a pouf that’s bigger than her head, one of those confectionary hairstyles worn by Marie Antoinette, with stuffed birds, fruit, jewels, figurines, etc. to draw the eyes away from her face.

  12. I never knew there were female centaurs

  13. Motorboat Captain

    Glad to see they’re finally making Hocus Pocus 2.

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