All ready for the dressage competition. Hell, they even did her mane.
She’s handling her failure to show at the Kentucky Derby well.
50 yards of white satin as a distraction strategy to what’s above….not bad.
Aaaaad…. back to the Kate Upton photo, quick!
Oh dear God, its the Bride of Horsenstein.
Must be hard for the person playing the back end to breath… Wait a minute, what do you mean there’s not a person playing the back end?!
Such ingenuity using all that material at the back to hide her tail.
Hey look…it’s Cruella.
Where are all your dead puppies?
The dead puppies are probably under the wheels of the BMW her husband Matthew Broderick drives.
I really do feel sad for Matthew Broderick.
Yeah, the dress he made for her last year was much better.
I also feel sad for matthew, look at her, she is a big problem
**insert horse metaphor as old as this played out of photo pose is here**
Would someone please tell this woman that scraping her hair into an enormous top knot (or two) makes her face look even longer and thinner? Or better yet, please tell her hairdresser to build a pouf that’s bigger than her head, one of those confectionary hairstyles worn by Marie Antoinette, with stuffed birds, fruit, jewels, figurines, etc. to draw the eyes away from her face.
I never knew there were female centaurs
Glad to see they’re finally making Hocus Pocus 2.
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