I smell the worst production of “Sweeney Todd” ever.
Raise your one free hand if you didn’t click ‘View Full Size’…
Oh, hell. I didn’t. I sure hope I’m not gay.
I don’t get it… where’s her ass?
Looks like she shops for clothes in the crafting section at Michael’s.
I had a five second fantasy that there was a knock on my door and when I opened it, there she was standing on my doorstep. That being said, I’m going back now to see if I can add an hour or two. Cya…
Its a test. I’d still fuck her till I had a heart attack. All 14 minutes of wonderment for me.
Therefore, I’m a hetro. Thanks for helping me confirm that.
Lots of women would fuck her.
Did she lose a bet? That’s one fugly hat.
Something tiny in the back of my mind keeps whispering that there’s something wrong here but I can’t hear it over the overwhelming sound of tits.
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Kate Upton attends the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. (May 5, 2014)