"Let that record show that the defendant chose to pick his nose during the entire mandatory sensitivity video on domestic abuse. Also, at one point he said, 'This is like being served a terrible meal without a face to punch for cookin' it wrong.'"
Mel Gibson in a hearing to finalize financial issues in a custody battle with Oksana Grigorieva in Los Angeles. (August 31, 2011)


That’s OK, Mel, I kinda felt the same way about having to sit through “The Beaver”.
I just watched that God awful movie….it was so lame. When I heard about “The Beaver” I really thought it was going to be about a vagina.