congrats!

I’m sure she’ll make a wonderful mother.

Idiots! If you want to avoid the paparazzi just stop paying them to show up!

Why would you pay people for being famous?

This is gonna be painful when the toe thumbed child makes it’s way through the vjay jay. Doctor: “Come on Push”….screams of pain….Nurse: “I think the thumb is stuck….” Doctor: “That’s not a thumb it’s a big toe….eeh…yeah..it’s a thumb