FUCK!

I really want to disregard decades of medical science and listen to a celebrity when it comes to delivering babies and vaccinations, but I’m not a fucking idiot.

So you delivered your baby naturally without pain meds? That means you’re one tough woman. I respect that.

wow, they really uglify her for big bang theory.

Tukan nose

i had both my kids without drugs but what got me through every car accident ive ever been in is a shit ton of advil, weed and alcohol.