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  1. That clone stamp looks legit.

  2. Probably not gonna buy my hooker a $4 bottle of fancy 138 water for post coital hydration. I’ll stick to just turning on the sink in the hotel bathroom, splashing around for a second, then dipping the glass in the toilet.

  3. Deacon Jones

    If that was waiting for me every night in bed, I’d be eating dinner at 4:30 and hitting the pillow at 6.

  4. She’s pretty hot.

  5. Sqeets

    HOLY PHOTOSHOP BATMAN!

    still bang it though.

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