Mariah Carey running around in a bikini in Aspen. (December 21, 2013)
Shes still got it
got what? an average body, a fat chipmunk face that needs 50lbs of make-up to look decent? an annoying personality that would send a freight train down a dirt road? WHAT?
I was almost interested there for a second, before the picture loaded all the way and I thought she was holding a whip.
I totally would get in that ass.
Look, we can call get back to making jabs at how thick she is just as soon as someone tells me what is on the end of that leash! It looks like she’s walking a butterball turkey.
It’s a Turducken, but she already ate all the skin off it.
She’s certainly not what she once was but I would still gladly eat and bang her asshole and motorboat her tits.
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