Those are such beautiful tight butt cheeks you could fit a $1 coin between them and it wouldn’t budge. That’s a very ,very good thing.
I beg to differ. Since when is cottage cheese “tight”? I think you mean that they’re tightly packed. She only wears strong, constricting clothing that can reign in all that is going on in there.
Talk about having to up the ante for the attention whoring….she’ll be doing porn in 18 months at this rate
I’ll watch it and so will you.
Those aren’t hot pants. Hot pants are short shorts.
Maria Menounos — you have a headlock on my weiner.
I’d feed her a huge plate of beans and have her sit on my face after
…really? that’s your go to? …personally, i woulda gone with ‘bang her doggy-style’, but hey, to each his own.
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Maria Menounos wrestles during E!'s Total Divas at Take-Over SummerSlam at Nokia Plaza L.A. LIVE. (August 18, 2013) -Photo: Getty