35. Thirty. Five.
*sidelong glance at wife*
*reaches for Chivas*
35 with the body of a teenage goddess……..WELL DONE ZEUS!!!!!
“So then I had the dr. move my butthole to my belly so I could smell my own farts!”
Those hips are SABADO GIGANTEEEeeeeee!!!!
AWWW MAN, Her hair is a mess!! Bummer!
Is that not the famous “lip slip” bikini?
I think it is. I remember that glorious slip well. It features prominently in my spank bank.
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Maria Menounos celebrating her 35th birthday with family and friends in Mykonos, Greece. (June 19, 2013) -Photo: INFdaily