Maria is stunning. She shoulda wore the bikini bottoms with the lip-showing gape though.

…lol, bodylanguage.

The woman is posing in a bikini, in Times Square, in the middle of winter…she’s obviously not being sought out for her insightful commentary.

i’d busta nut

Yo LeAnn Rimes! This is how you rock a bikini!

Wow. Now THAT looks good.

Mario: How about you, me, and your friend here go back to my hotel room…then you make yourself scarce.

bet your husband can throw the ball and get a safety at the same time though

Bangin. Absolutely bangin.

Double penetration. A little dark meat with a nicely brazed slab of meat.

“No hurting fee-fees after game day.” Fucken fantastic! I so needed that LOL!