I always joked about Superman being “flaming,” but I never thought . . . I’ll just go kill myself now.
There’s a joke in here involving Lindsey Lohan’s fire crotch, but I like giving up too much.
Fire, walk with me?
I’m sorry, I’ll just shut up forever.
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Screen shots from the new Man of Steel trailer that in no way made me cry nerdtears onto my dorkboner.