Judging from the red in her eyes, this isn’t her first drink!

ew you can see her old lady skin hanging from her triceps.

Maybe she thought it was Instagramma

My grandma used to drink her Geritol out of a martini glass too.

She’s so old she has an armpit waddle

Please, please, please let the be antifreeze.

Shouldn’t there be the blood of virgins in there?

Looks like Mr. Burns is doing drag again.

Well, I’m glad to see Zsa-Zsa is on the mend enough to get out of the house for drink or two.

Hmm, so many people are clouded in delusion. All (most) woman think that their boobs are tickets into anything and showing them will get you into the White House. Women, most of your boobs are gross and disgusting, please don’t show them to me. Madonna seems to think she is still attractive and nobody can tell her that. Anyone that has access will be fired if they do and she probably doesn’t read or watch TV to escape the truth. So, to summarize, girls your boobs are probably weird looking and you shouldn’t think, just because they are large, they are attractive. And finally, Madonna is gross. Oh, I’m aware my junk probably looks gross. But, maybe its awesome!

Wow! Mr. Burns is a real person? I thought he was just a character on the Simpsons.

The shimmer of the glass looks like a caulk.

She’s drinking a soul.

Oh, THERE’S that bloody grail!

She looks horrible.