superficial

  1. Little Tongue

    Judging from the red in her eyes, this isn’t her first drink!

  2. THE SHEEN

    ew you can see her old lady skin hanging from her triceps.

  3. Go

    Maybe she thought it was Instagramma

  4. Smapdi

    My grandma used to drink her Geritol out of a martini glass too.

  5. She’s so old she has an armpit waddle

  6. Dermont

    Please, please, please let the be antifreeze.

  7. Janice

    Shouldn’t there be the blood of virgins in there?

  8. primitivefix06

    Looks like Mr. Burns is doing drag again.

  9. Tillman

    Well, I’m glad to see Zsa-Zsa is on the mend enough to get out of the house for drink or two.

  10. Edvard Munch

    Hmm, so many people are clouded in delusion. All (most) woman think that their boobs are tickets into anything and showing them will get you into the White House. Women, most of your boobs are gross and disgusting, please don’t show them to me. Madonna seems to think she is still attractive and nobody can tell her that. Anyone that has access will be fired if they do and she probably doesn’t read or watch TV to escape the truth. So, to summarize, girls your boobs are probably weird looking and you shouldn’t think, just because they are large, they are attractive. And finally, Madonna is gross. Oh, I’m aware my junk probably looks gross. But, maybe its awesome!

  11. Jimbob

    Wow! Mr. Burns is a real person? I thought he was just a character on the Simpsons.

  12. The shimmer of the glass looks like a caulk.

  13. judgingyou

    She’s drinking a soul.

  14. Feral B

    Oh, THERE’S that bloody grail!

  15. mike

    She looks horrible.

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