Madonna leaving her Paris hotel with her Intraceuticals machine that supposedly "hydrates, lifts, tightens, and improves the appearance of the skin" because she's dying. (July 26, 2012) -Photo: INFdaily
wow, so vain. what ever happened to agin with grace? she still looks like a 55 year old woman, so this magical machine is a waste of time
Yes, but she’s 437 years old, so I guess looking like 55 means it’s working.
Yeah, but thats only 437 in vagina years (corrected for usage). The rest of her body is 55.
That sir, is your basic oxygen machine. Although, maybe hers is the deluxe model, filled with baby’s souls for that much needed extra kick!
I see she didn’t opt for the longer tube so she doesn’t have to be in the same room with the infant she is draining.
She should get her money back because it isn’t working. She looks like she is about 65 years old!
supposedly “hydrates, lifts, tightens, and improves the appearance of the skin”??? what we are looking at is an oxygen concentrator. all it does is take room air and separate oxygen from the other gases and deliver it to the user (usually people with lung disease or those at end-of-life).
This story was a lot more fun when the machine was something magical and not just the same one my 84 year old mom has.
your grandmother owns a Sybian? No want see that
If machines could scream . . .
Looks like Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes have a new singer.
I don’t get it… where do you pour in the virgin’s blood?
ITS NOT WORKING!!!!!
This is an oxygen concentrator. Anyone dealing with chronic illness or lung disease will recognize it. Why she needs supplemental oxygen is anyone’s guess. When you get up past 250 years old I guess breathing just gets harder.
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