No longer considered a vagina, that’s a 6 lane highway right there.

Doesn’t she realize that seeing this is like walking in on your 88 year old grandmother on the toilet?

Madonna demonstrating what it takes to make a man go down her these days.

who does she think she is Kristen Steward?

…like throwing a hotdog down a hallway….

wtf is that, her labia???

She has the either has world’s biggest labia, or someone really messed up the Brazilian. Either way, I’m pretty sure that’s the gateway to hell right there.

Damn, she’s old! She just opens her legs and the intestines fall off.

I never thought I would say this, and I will almost certainly never say it again, the French get it.

Why would you do this to us? I thought you were our friend.

I’ll never be clean again.

Girlfriend needs to stop showing the world her crotch. She’s over 50.

barf

Tattooed above her Vag “Abandon hope all ye who enter here”

What does “MDNA” stand for? Muff Diving No Applicants?

Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment, Madonna holds a gun to his head and says LOVE ME!

I don’t get it. Why would they call her a slut for leaving early? Is the implication that she left to go fuck someone?

Surely, they’ve paid to see sluttiness, smut, lewd humour, cheesiness, and implied sexual acts. I paid to see her in London, got all that, and it was well worth it.

Are those her intestines on the floor????

We joked about this possibility in 1985.

Sorry, kids.

Madonna doesn’t need to use a gun on me. She is amazingly sexy and I would love to jump on that and would definitely love doing her!!!