1. Another bitch stole my pose.

    *deletes Instagram*

    That one was going to be my Christmas card photo, too :(

  2. Smoking is not sexy. Everything else in this picture is.

  3. Meh. In a couple years this trick is going to thank god that strip joints have a Tuesday afternoon shift.

  4. Oh yeah, baby. Look as I inhale tar and destroy my lungs. SEXY!

  5. Mmmmm…..100% California Organic Grown, Made in Silicon Valley and Black Tar Lungs. Mmmmmm.

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