Lindsay Lohan in Ibiza. (July 28, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News
I’d hit that…with a bat! Her tits might…and this is a big might…still have a little shelf life left on ‘em. Other than that, she’s a wreck. That’s face – ouffa. And that cat’s gotta be a mess!
there’s probably enough vodka in those titties to get a couple of alcoholics drunk enough to pass out.
She has turned into that one friend’s mom who smells of booze and cigarettes who always hugs you a little too long.
Give her a break, she’s one of the few women in their mid-50’s that still look pretty good.
Good lord. Nobody in their 20s is supposed to look like that. Makeup is a magical thing.
“Hey tarbender (Hic) pour me another drinky-winky ! (Hic)”
I think i’m going to be sick
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