Philipp Plein. When walking home in jean shorts after another all-night coke-fueled orgy of freakish depravity just won’t do.

I actually dig the shoes, they’re quite quirky.

That said, Lindsay doesn’t look too bad all photoshopped here – but can you just imagine how much better she’d look if she had her real red hair and pale skin? It’d look a lot better with the photo colour scheme and the green dress. If I was Plein I’d have convinced her to do a make-over. Guess he sucks after all.