Lindsay Lohan attending Weisses Fest 2014 as a special guest and not at all to meet johns. Don't listen to the bruise. The bruise is a liar. (July 26, 2014)
Photos: FameFlynet, Xposure/AKM-GSI
STILL. WOULD. *sighs*
She looks amazing. Until you realize they airbrushed the track marks out, filled in the meth pockets on her face, recolored her nose and skin from the normal jaundiced color, and then photoshopped a soul into her dead ass eyes.
I saw someone photoshop a pizza into a beautiful woman.
A fucking PIZZA!
You can’t feed me a photo and call it real and expect me to just believe what you want me to see.
Makeup and lighting, my friends.
My best guess? She’s banging a mortician now in exchange for free hair and makeup.
So you CAN put lipstick on a pig.
I stand by my theory that LiLo’s DNA has been tampered with and she is evolving into some really, really silly, useless bitch.
I feel so dumb. Here I had been thinking that Lindsay might–just might–be getting her shit somewhat together. Glad I didn’t wager any money on it.
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